Dan

Yeah it's all WW2 stuff. I went in the trenches too. Ill get some pics.

Your kidding me! I know him in real life. Im never gunna let him live this down! Thanks for this

Car Phone A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested. Put Your Foot In Your Mouth Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the midwest, my friend trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette. One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in jeans and a golf shirt got on with her. Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded, "Dressed a little casually today, aren't we?" The man replied, "That's one benefit of owning the company..." Oil Change 45 year-old Amy Brasher was arrested in San Antonio, Texas, after a mechanic reported to police that 18 packages of marijuana were packed in the engine compartment of the car which she had brought to the mechanic for an oil change. According to police, Brasher later said that she didn't realize that the mechanic would have to raise the hood to change the oil. This Smells Odd When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. A Penny Saved... David Posman, 33, was arrested recently in Providence, R.I, after allegedly knocking out an armored car driver and stealing the closest four bags of money. It turned out they contained $800 in PENNIES, weighed 30 pounds each, and slowed him to a stagger during his getaway so that police officers easily jumped him from behind. Not Me! The Belgium news agency Belga reported in November that a man suspected of robbing a jewelry store in Liege said he couldn't have done it because he was busy breaking into a school at the same time. Police then arrested him for breaking into the school. A Little Gas A Dutch veterinarian was fined 600 guilders (about $240) for causing a fire that destroyed a farm in Lichten Vourde, the Netherlands. The vet had been trying to convince a farmer that his cow was passing flatulent gas; to demonstrate, the vet ignited the gas, but the cow became a "four-legged flame-thrower" and ran wild, setting fire to bales of hay. Damage to the farm was assessed at $80,000. The cow was unharmed. The Lottery Californian Bill Helko was thrilled when he had the winning numbers in the local lottery, the first prize being $412,000. He straight away went and ordered a Porsche, booked a family holiday in Hawaii and had a champagne dinner with his wife and friends at an expensive Hollywood restaurant. When he went to pick up the winnings he found that 9,097 others had also won first prize and his share of the jackpot was $45. Thanks For Nothing An ambulance was called to the aid of James Ritchie, thirty, who was lying injured on a road outside Odell, Illinois. As it arrived on the scene, the ambulance skidded on the snow-covered roadway, then struck and killed Ritchie. Check It Out Drug-possession defendant Christopher Johns, on trial in March in Pontiac, Michigan, said he had been searched without a warrant. The prosecutor said the officer didn't need a warrant because a "bulge" in Christopher's jacket could have been a gun. Nonsense, said Christopher, who happened to be wearing the same jacket that day in court. He handed it over so the judge could see it. The judge discovered a packet of cocaine in the pocket and laughed so hard he required a five-minute recess to compose himself. Spelling Errors and Wrong Notes - San Francisco A man walked into the downtown Bank of America and on the back of a deposit slip wrote, "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, the man began to worry that someone may have seen him write the note and might call the police before he could reach the teller. So, the criminal left the Bank of America and walked across to the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting in line for several minutes there, he handed his note to a teller. After reading it, the teller determined that this robber was perhaps a few sandwiches short of a picnic. She told him that because his note was written on a Bank of America deposit slip, she could not honor his demand. He would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo withdrawal slip or go back to the Bank of America. Feeling defeated, the man said he understood and left. The Wells Fargo teller promptly called the police, who arrested the man a few minutes later--still waiting in line at the Bank of America. May I Take Your Order? - Ypsilanti, Michigan The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 8:50am flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk tuned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. The Perfect Scam - Australia Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam: A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via check. After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers' money in the form of a company check. However, due to the name of the company, few people will present these checks to their banks. The name of the company: "The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company." Don't Defend Yourself - Oklahoma City Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store in a district court this week when he fired his lawyer. Assistant district attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that Newton was the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, "I should of blown your [expletive] head off!" The defendant paused, then quickly added, "- if I'd been the one that was there." The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton and recommend a 30-year sentence. How Does That Work? R.C. Gaitlin, 21, walked up to two patrol officers who were showing their squad car computer equipment to children in a Detroit neighborhood. When he asked how the system worked, the officers asked to use his I.D. for an example. Gaitlin gave them his driver's license, they entered it into the computer, and moments later they arrested Gaitlin because information on the screen showed that Gaitlin was wanted for a two-year-old armed robbery in St. Louis, Missouri. Bumbling Bank Robber MIAMI, Florida (Reuters) -- A man the FBI dubbed the "bumbling bank robber" was convicted after investigators matched his DNA to the gold teeth knocked out when a van hit the fleeing suspect, prosecutors said Wednesday. Charles Edward Jones was convicted of bank robbery Tuesday in U.S. District Court and faces up to life imprisonment, U.S. Attorney Marcos Jimenez said. On September 30, 2002, Jones walked into a Wachovia Bank in Miami, pulled a gun from his pocket and robbed a teller of about $16,000, according to trial evidence. As he ran out of the bank, he stuffed the gun into his waistband, accidentally firing it into his pants. The bullet missed him but when he stepped into the street he was hit by a van delivering school lunches in the area, investigators said. Jones managed to stumble to a waiting car, leaving two gold teeth, his gun and hat lying in the street, prosecutors said. The FBI later matched DNA from the teeth with Jones' DNA, proving he had been in the bank. Jones was arrested a few days after the robbery at a Miami hotel, where agents found a sock full of money from the robbery stuffed into his trousers. The serial numbers from the recovered money matched the bills taken from the bank, Jimenez said. Note To Mechanic An auto mechanic received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a 'clunk'. He then made a left turn and again heard a 'clunk'. Back at the shop he opened the car's trunk, and soon discovered the problem. Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation, "Removed bowling ball from trunk". Creative Writing A creative writing class at Slippery Rock University was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements: Religion Royalty Sex Mystery The prize winner wrote: "My God," said the queen, "I am pregnant! I wonder who did it?" Change Please - New Jersey A man walked into a 7-11, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled--leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.

Lol, assaulted with a taco. What has the world come to? Lmao.

If you want the final result to look good, then i'd go for the smoother. But if you want to get it out quicker, go for rough. Personally, I say smooth.

What if he lives in amsterdam?

Lol, ima sorry. Can I Haz teh forGivnurse?

Yes but pi as a fraction is most commonly expressed as 22/7. Pwned.

Ohh sorry lol. It just came to me. Change your language, then all arrange to search lonewolves on same language etc. Sorry

Filter trick? Explain please.

Quotes never lie lol.

It's true, seriously. http://www.gtsav.gatech.edu/students/studentcenter/images/january/pie.gif

Well I've been there 3 times now, its only a 4-5 hour journey. I think it is, I went on a trip and we stayed there over night. Pic 6 has like 2,000,000 - 4,000,000 people buried there. EDIT: Later i'll upload a close up of one of those plaqs on the walls, they have thousands of names on each.

Thanks, well im not really looking to get into photography, I just wanted to share them. Personally I only really like 2, 6 and 7.

These are some of my amazing (lul) photography skills from when I went over to france Not bad for a 7mp Camera. 1.http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/crazy2dan/S7300357.jpg 2.http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/crazy2dan/S7300398.jpg 3.http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/crazy2dan/S7300403.jpg 4.http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/crazy2dan/S7300407.jpg 5.http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/crazy2dan/S7300409.jpg 6.http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/crazy2dan/S7300411.jpg 7.http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd116/crazy2dan/S7300349.jpg Err, CnC I suppose lol.

Lol thanks for all these I might do teh pollz.

Lol thats who I asked to fix it

Yeah it's been fixed now

Lol, just Lol.

I hate team binary cuz you eat tomatoes?

Lol, no I didnt lol. Me and my bro had a good lol at it

Err here.

Lol. Im actually considering using these

Erm, err Korupt Data! Muahahahahahaha Jokes.

Hey I need some GamerTag idea's Post your idea's here. Be original please One name changed so far: xDLS (My initials). But if I see any better names, I will change it again!