Slidell

Rating summary: This is a fantasy role-playing game in which players assume the role of Dovakin, a prophesied figure with the power to combat dragons in the fictional world of Skyrim. As players traverse through mountainous open-world environments, they complete missions and quests that impact the eventual fate of their character. Players use swords, bows and arrows, axes, and magic attacks (e.g., fireballs, ice shards) to kill various enemies (e.g., wolves, dragons, human bandits and soldiers). As players engage in melee-style combat, some sequences are highlighted by slow-motion effects, particularly for decapitations. Large blood-splatter effects also occur during combat, and some environments are stained with blood or body parts (e.g., heads impaled on spikes). Some sequences allow players to injure/kill non-adversary characters, including prisoners chained to a wall; they scream in pain amid splashes of blood or fire. As the game progresses, the dialogue and on-screen text contains references to sexual material (e.g., “. . . all the whores your heart, or any other organ, desires,†“She . . . raped the men as cruelly as Bal had ravished her,†and “Remember when you thought [he] was . . . intent on making you . . . into his personal sex slave?â€). Alcohol such as wine, mead, and ale can be purchased and consumed by players' character throughout the game; and in one sequence, players can engage in a drinking contest with another character, which eventually results in slurred speech (e.g., “One more. No problemsh . . . Thash grape!â€).

I thought Gears didn't come out until tomorrow. Is it a day one patch? Well obviously, that was a stupid question.

I think they forget that we liked them because of all the glitches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69B3xQy1M4A 343 Industries has announced its bringing back a Halo 2 fan favorite map for its upcoming Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary Edition, complete with updated visuals. The Headlong map is now titled Breakneck. The announcement came today at the Tokyo Game Show. Here's the skinny direct from Microsoft : Headlong – Section 21 once looked out onto the New Mombasa Orbital Elevator with pride and optimism. Now, with much of the city eviscerated by the Covenant’s brutal assault, the skyline remains only a shattered ghost of what it once was. Headlong provides a large, skyscraper-hemmed construction site with numerous vantage points for clever snipers as well as a large central basin for excellent vehicle combat. (8 - 16 players) 343 also demoed “Pillar of Autumn,†the first Halo campaign level, which has been translated to Anniversary Edition with better graphics and sound. It also dropped a few new tidbits about some of the improvements and fixes that have been made to the old gameplay experience, including “balancing armor abilities like Armor Lock and Active Camo,†and the addition of the iconic Magnum Pistol from the first Halo. The open beta for Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary Edition beings on October 4. The game itself launches on November 15.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnwnZjVeQg8 This guy should have been charged with murder, and not only should he have been put down for being a ******* idiot, he should have been wearing a dunce cap when they did it.

Christ alive.

An understanding of the English language on the other hand, is not.

Security Protection virus. **** me, it took me like ten minutes to root the little bastard out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-wFI9vTqto http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKz9lqsM66M&feature=related

I bet it's a Tijuana Zebra.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NX-MvnYUEs

Unlikely.

Si

BULLSHIT!

Have CP on your computer, EA scans and downloads, sue EA for being a child pornography racket. There is literally no way that would not work.

Not really, that's sort of like saying "Well, you've already been shot twice, What's a third time?"

Welp, that settles it then.

EA seems to be doing it's best to make sure BF doesn't sell well on the PC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fWN0FmcIU This man is like Gandhi, Mandela and Mother Teresa all rolled into one and turned into a Lithuanian man. He's hero, like Jesus but more so. He was quoted as saying "You have to have a sense of humor in my line of work, and I thought that this would be a way of drawing attention to the fact that the city intends to be proactive in it's fight against illegal parking." He then went on to say "Nah, just kidding I really just wanted to roll over a car in a tank, and thought this would be a great way of doing so. It's really just as awesome as I'd hoped." It should also be noted that illegal parking isn't an actual problem in Lithuania.

http://i.imgur.com/dVtjV.jpg

You can just buy the physical copy. I'm pretty sure you don't need origin for it.