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FINALLY A 7z user it is MUCH better isn't it

XD lol wtf

maybe popups 1 word at a time when u first join XD

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what does deer hunter have to do with this???

what??? some1 jacked my account???

I just noticed the chat box was gone over night can anyone tell me y i was told it was a ban but for what???

happy B-day to me on aug 31st just so i wont forget

how do you get to it?

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umm y did you clean it?

yes lol at school, why?

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another LOL FAIL PAGE http://i42.tinypic.com/qq7k7k.jpg

LOL ATHRUN the one picture with the bikes getting hit by the car XD >.> i have a .gif of that...

im not talking about this site, im talking about other boards that are much MUCH older, the script its based off of was originally Russian to

its to confusing for me :/ lols i cant figure out how to make a webpage appear on a free web hosting site, iv tried

lol that's not the point *face palm* I said it was like 4chan, you know this was made long before 4chan i just used it as an example because a large amount of people know what it is

I was thinking, what if IBM had its own image board were people would post whatever, it would be the ultimate off topic area, of course there would be rules and stuff but I noticed that some topics are so much off topic that it gets locked in the off topic area, there could be a gfx area, off topic area, or NSFW area, or even a flaming area so that you can let out all your steam cause someone in IBM made you mad IDK how to make it work :/ I was told its easy but I can't make sence of it at all, maybe someone here can figure it out but I can't SET UP INSTRUCTIONS: Download Wakaba in the attached folder Set up a MySQL database. If you don't know how to do this, ask your webhost; every host has a different way of going about this. You need the address for the database, the username, and the password. Extract Wakaba.zip to your computer somewhere. The desktop works just fine. Now, using the plain-text editor of your choice (notepad, wordpad, etc, but NOT something like Microsoft Word), open up "config.pl". The only lines you are required to change are: use constant ADMIN_PASS needs to contain your new password. use constant NUKE_PASS needs to contain the password for destroying the board. use constant SECRET is used for generating secure tripcodes; just bang on the keyboard for a while. use constant SQL_DBI_SOURCE this takes the form 'DBI:mysql:database=<name of your mysql database>;host=<address of your mysql database>'. Sometimes the address is 'localhost', sometimes not. Consult your host for details. use constant SQL_USERNAME is your SQL login name. use constant SQL_PASSWORD is your SQL login password. An example setup looks like this: use constant ADMIN_PASS => 'secret'; use constant NUKE_PASS => 'supersecret'; use constant SECRET => 'jhkasdfkjniuhsagln pivhgpqwhbe4 lh v0SER98YT4'; use constant SQL_DBI_SOURCE => 'DBI:mysql:database=imageboard;host=imageboard.example.tdl'; use constant SQL_USERNAME => 'joebob'; use constant SQL_PASSWORD => 'joebobspassword'; Make sure you remove the # from in front of these lines after you change them. Those were the lines you were required to change in order to get your board working. There are some other things we want to do while we have this file open, however. Since the comments in the config files are pretty self-explainitory, I'll just run through the sections: System config - This area controls all of the behind-the-scenes settings of the board. Set and forget. Page look - These lines control board name, top image, default css, default names/links/comments, and thread display behavior. Limitations - These lines are for controlling how long posts/thread stay around for and attributes of uploaded files Captcha - Captcha settings. Normally you won't have to mess with these (unless you want to turn it off). Load Balancing - Beyond the scope of this tutorial, but wakaba is experimenting with allowing image files to be spread out over multiple domains. Proxy - Also experimental, these are setting for wakaba's Open-proxy checker. Off by default. Tweaks - Miscellaneous settings. Mostly for power users. Internal paths and files - As it says, might as well leave this alone. The spam link database links are kept here, though. Icons for filetypes - Here, you can add other files to allow to be uploaded outside of the default jpg/png/gif. [*] Now then, with all these changes made, upload the entire 'wakaba' directory to your webhost. [*] Check your webhost's documentation to see what permissions you need to set these files to. These rules should be labeled "cgi file permissions" or something to that effect. For most people, "775" shuld work just fine. Set "wakaba.pl" and "captcha.pl", as well as the wakaba directory and subdirectories to this value. [*] Now visit "wakaba.pl" in your browser window. If you've done everything correctly, your board should appear! wakaba.zip

oops the title got jipped over A Very Interesting Conversation its supposed to be that but some how a $ got in it...

A VERY INTERESTING CONVERSATION An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ? Student : Yes, sir. Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD Good ? Student : Sure. Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ? Student : Yes. Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm? (Student was silent) Professor : You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella. Is GOD Good? Student : Yes. Professor : Is Satan good ? Student : No. Professor : Where does Satan come from ? Student : From . . . GOD . . . Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World? Student : Yes. Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct? Student : Yes. Professor : So who created evil ? (Student did not answer) Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor : So, who Created them ? (Student had no answer) Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you. Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD? Student : No , sir. Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter? Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't. Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM? Student : Yes. Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son? Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith. Professor : Yes,Faith. And that is the Problem Science has. Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat? Professor : Yes. Student : And is there such a thing as Cold? Professor : Yes. Student : No, sir. There isn't. (The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events) Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as Cold. Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat. We cannot Measure Cold. Heat is Energy. Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it. (There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre) Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness? Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness? Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of Something You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . . But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you? Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ? Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed. Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing. Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey? Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going) Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor, Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher? (The Class was in Uproar) Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain? (The Class broke out into Laughter) Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . . No one appears to have done so. So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that You have No Brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir? (The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable) Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son. Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly ! The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving. NB: I believe you have enjoyed the Conversation . . . and if so . . . You'll probably want your Friends / Colleagues to enjoy the same . . . won't you? Forward them to Increase their Knowledge . . . or FAITH. That student was Albert Einstein.

lols it was also the logo of some hockey team in Canada before the world even knew Hitler

some forums dont let you post pictures, like bungie, but only the pedo bear works at bungie, the others work in places like youtube and stuff

y???