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I thought that was rather self explanatory.

Knights of the Old Republic 3 Star wars Battlefront 3 Republic Commando 2 TES5 Timespliters 4 Fallout New Vegas release date Episode 3 Deus ex 3 ME2 Expansion New Zelda DR 2 More realistic uninteresting stuff. 3DS Xbox slim Resistance 3 Killzone 3 LBP 2 Halo Reach GT5 Final fantasy versus 13 Rumor about Isomniacs new IP Wii HD Natal Shovel ware Move Shovel ware

Found out it was fake and quick. All I did was read it actually.

No. It's the ultimate zombie killing machine. Behind Frank West, obviously.

But I made a statement.

False.

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae329/SlidellofOlde/1246290162530.jpg Also Metro 2033 is one of my GOTYs. I'd give it a 10/10. But it get's allot of mixed reviews some people thing it's great others think it's good.

I'm not buying. Not until there's real games and not just gimmicks. Which will be at least a year from when it's released.

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http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae329/SlidellofOlde/1262216985042.jpg **** YEAH!

No it's not. It's not anything like that. Double Post. Deal with it.

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! I can wait. I think I'm the only one meh about this game. At least on IBM.

There are black people in Shreveport?

What with the remote?

I doubt you'll get it unless you played ME2 and DAO. Hell I wrote it and I don't know what the **** is going on. Also watching the video called the PRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIZZZEEEE would help some. God this awful. This is what boredom does to me, well I'm like this most of the time I just keep it on the inside. THIS IS Shepard needs to find the remote. The book about the anecdote. Chapter 1 of 1/2 "Miranda have you seen the remote? Because as you know it's Thursday and Thursday is vorcha thrash throwdown." "Sorry Shyepard there's allot of work to do. Maybe later?" "Yeah bu-" "Work to do." Shepard walks away dejected, Rupert usually has it, but he said he didn't have it. Sometimes Shepard thought he just hid it from him to get a rise out of him. "Garrus, my good friend." Shepard thought to himself "He'll help. I think I should say that when I get there." "Garrus, my good friend." Said Shepard "You'll help me." "Help you what?" said Garrus. He didn't even look up. "He must be doing those calibrations again." Thought Shepard. "Just wait he'll say. Can it wait a minuet Shepard? I'm in the middle of some calibrations." "Can it wait a minuet Shepard? I'm in the middle of some calibrations." said Garrus. "See I told you. That asshole." Said Shepard. "What?" Asked Garrus. "What Legion?" Said Shepard. Shepard walked away. "Heh man I played that smooooth. I didn't get to be come a specter by not thinking on my feet." Thought Shepard "Legion, he's a machine. I bet he has some sort of bond with the remote or something." As Shepard approached the AI core which seemed the worst place to put Legion to Shepard he heard a weird sound. He peaked through the door... Lee John Mobile platform 203 was doing the robot. He took out his space cellphone took some pictures and ran away. "I'll just put these up on spacebook." Said Shepard. "I doubt Samara has it. I don't even think Justicars are allowed to watch space tv." Something dawned on Shepard. "Justicar... Just a car. Holy crap I just blew my own mind." said Shepard. "Kasumi that little klepto, I bet she took it. Now how do I sneak into her room... Aha, Laundry cart." Shepard abruptly went down into engineering to hide in the laundry cart. "I should have thought this through, how the hell am I supposed to push myself back up to the crew deck? Well it's to late now, I'm covered in old stinky clothes, Garrus needs to shower more.I should talk to him about that. I'll pay Zaeed to do it" "Zaeed, my Australian? South African? I don't know, whatever you are I need your help" "For whut Shepuhd?" "I need you to push me in the laundry cart up to the crew deck and into Kasumi's room so I can sneak out when she's not there and go through her drawers." Shepard realized what a ridicules request this was, Zaeed didn't seem to mind though. "Okay Shepuhd." said Zaeed. And before he knew it he was in Kasumis room. "Muahaha, I'm so inconspicuous, thought Shepard now all I need to do is wait." An hour went by then two hours then three, she finally left. He hopped out dug around in the couch found some money and drew currly q mustaches on priceless peaces of artwork, but alas no remote. He hopped back in. Realizing that there was no point in getting back in he went out the front door. "Well I've missed it by now but this is a matter of principle." "I will not be beaten by an inanimate object." Said Shepard. "Maybe Jack's seen it." He went back down to engineering. "Jack? Have you see-" "**** off."Said Jack. "Never mind" Said Shepard. "I'll go ask Yacoben." "Jacob. Have you seen the remote?" "The prriiizzzzeeee?" said jacob. "Yeah... I guess you could call it that. Have you seen it?" "The PPPPPRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZEEEEEE." "Right, the prize have you seen it?" "It's a heavy risk." "What is?" "But the priiiiiiizzzzzzzeeeeee" "Oh Jesus Christ I'm done." Meanwhile Samara just got finished watching the space tv, and gave the remote to Rupert. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Alistair."What, what?" asked the Warden "I just had an awful dream it made no sense, like some guy wrote it out of boredom." "And some weird uninteresting black guy kept talking about the prize." "It's okay Alistair there's no such thing as the prize." "I know. I know." -Fin

Yes as long as there are people who pay $100 for someone to set up their 360.

Bitch be trollin.

Comparing xbox piracy to PC piracy is like comparing a mongoloid to Stephen Hawking. Everyone and their moms pirate PC games.

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What I like. Writing - I don't demand a quality plot when playing a game. Those are hard enough to come up with for a movie or book, let alone something as interactive video game. But I do enjoy quality writing. Snappy dialogue, a bit of humor, a bit of emotion Characters - I find myself being drawn back to games like DAO and Mass Effect, for one reason characters. I like that about games you can really get to know someone, well a fake someone. I can't get the same sort of feeling from a movie or a book. I think character development is the one thing that games can do better than movies. That's not to say they always do, but they can. Visual Design - Shallow, perhaps, but here you have it: I like a strong, consistent, polished visual design in my games. Unique weapons, believable landscapes, and interesting features. Storybook Gaming - I prefer singleplayer games, and I prefer my singleplayer games to be like interactive stories, me pushing the action onwards as I discover the world and complete the game. Because of this, I do not like having to repeat sections eight times. When I'm reading a book or watching a movie I don't have to reread a page or rewatch a scene eight times. A bit of hand-holding - Easy-to-understand menus. Maps that clearly show where I have to go. Objectives that tell me how to complete them. This is partly related to the point above, but there's a big different between exploring a world and stumbling around in blind frustration. Open world/Sandbox - I like these games because they're what I grew up with. I like the open world go any where do anything... thing. I like exploring finding new things. I think the first game that really mad me realize this was morrowind. I felt my gaming horizons open with that, get up on top of hill and look out and say you can go there and see what that is. If you wanted to live as a hermit you could, if you wanted to collect all the calipers you could, if you wanted to make a fort out of pillows you could (which I did shit was soooo cash) if you wanted to murder that first wood elf in that first village (the one who's ring you find) and live in his house and pretend to be him talk to his friends do his routine you could. What I don't like. Online Multiplayer - I occasionally play online. But I generally cannot stand playing online. It's not that I don't enjoy it at all, it's the ****** bag homophobic racist alpha males, that seem dominate the online gaming community. Of course I could write an entire book on what I hate about the gaming community, no one would read it. It'd have to be self published. Fluff IE stupid mini games. I hate this, but company's seem to think that if a game is longer it will sell better. So they add in stupid mini games, like in Mass 2 the planet scanning. You have to spend around two hours mining just to get enough resources so you don't get blown back to the stone age. And I know it's two hours because I timed it. Why? Why not? JRPGs If you were to look up stagnate in a dictionary I'm around 98% sure JRPG would be the definition, and vies verse. Don't get me wrong, I like them so of my best gaming memory's are in them. I'd like to see some innovation though. Everyone of them is the same. They all have the same characters, The stoic swordsman the quirky sidekick ect ect. And when they do innovate they do it poorly, usually not all the time. I haven't even bothered to pick up FFXIII. Racing Games One I'm not good at them, or at least I wasn't. And they have little appeal to me, I assume for the same reason Nas Car doesn't appeal to me. After making this I decided to go over and check out my games. To see if what I wrote matched up to what I, practice I guess would be the right word. And sure enough, I have no JRPGs, one multiplayer game (BFBC2) and no racing games. So, that's it. I doubt any of you little shits read that but, feel free to add your own list. Or don't and let this thread die. You have free will don't you? Even though we're all atoms working in a predetermined manner. So free will might not exist at all.

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