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  1. He's referencing a Red vs Blue episode. They had a discussion about it.
  2. I'm not sure what my top ten are but I know my favorite game is OoT. Also OoT confirmed for 3DS. I creamed.
  3. I don't even have Facebook.
  4. 17. Mario and Sonic at the Olympics. STALKER's not even on the list. http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae329/SlidellofOlde/1275340771201.jpg
  5. Through, not threw.
  6. 100. Splinter Cell: Double Agent 99. Final Fantasy VIII 98. Chrono Trigger 97. ICO 96. Advance Wars 95. Baldur's Gate 2 94. Crackdown 93. Jet Set Radio 92. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness 91. Streets of Rage 2 90. Burnout: Revenge 89. Wii Sports 88. Devil May Cry 4 87. Monster Hunter 86. Hogs of War 85. Theme Park 84. Phantasy Star Online 83. ELITE 82. PORTAL 81. Resistance: Fall of Man 80. Metroid Prime 79. The Sims 2 78. Uncharted: Drake's Fortune 77. Metal Gear Solid 2 76. Dead Rising 75. Tomb Raider: Anniversary 74. DOOM 2 73. Okami 72. Timesplitters 2 71. Destroy all Humans 2 70. F-Zero X 69. Tekken 2 68. Silent Hill 2 67. Hitman Blood Money 66. Tekken 3 65. Super Mario Sunshine 64. Knights of the Old Republic 63. Zelda: ALTTP 62. God of War 2 61. Half-Life 60. Gran Turismo 4 59. Mario Kart DS 58. Super Smash Bros 57. The Simpsons Game 56. Pokemon G/S 55. LoZ: PH 54. Mass Effect 53. God of War 52. Kingdom Hearts 2 51. LoZ: MM 50. Ratchet & Clank 49. Pokemon P/D 48. Half-Life 2 47. Simpsons Hit and Run 46. Sonic Heroes 45. GTAIV 44. Sonic Adventure 43. Street Fighter 2 42. Bioshock 41. Lego Star Wars: Complete Saga 40. Shadow of the Colossus 39. GTA3 38. Mario Kart Wii 37. Kingdom Hearts 36. HALO 35. Super Mario Kart 34. Resident Evil 2 33. Super Mario Bros 3 32. Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening 31. Shenmue 30. MGS3: Snake Eater 29. LoZ: WW 28. HALO 2 27. GH3: Legends of Rock 26. Tomb Raider 25. Super Mario World 24. Sonic the Hedgehog 2 23. Final Fantasy XII 22. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG Why we love it: This wasn't a great game but there's a certain appeal to seeing a grittier, darker side of Sega's mascot. Perhaps Nintendo should try giving Mario a gun as well. 21. Sonic the Hedgehog 20. Super Mario Kart 64 19. Goldeneye 18. Final Fantasy X 17. Mario and Sonic at the Olympics 16. Gears of War 15. Metal Gear Solid 14. Assassin's Creed 13. GTA: Vice City 12. Bully 11. Super Smash Bros Melee 10. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 09. Super Mario 64 08. Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess 07. TES4: Oblivion 06. HALO 3 05. Super Mario Galaxy 04. Resident Evil 4 03. Final Fantasy VII 02. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 01. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae329/SlidellofOlde/1278105006676.jpg http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae329/SlidellofOlde/1278105049999.jpg http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae329/SlidellofOlde/1278105120847.jpg http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae329/SlidellofOlde/1278105193329.jpg http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae329/SlidellofOlde/1278105274763.jpg WTF is this shit?
  7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNuuFFKbyBE Solid steel pipe. The pipe's hollow.
  8. ya i no. It was a demonstration. I assume you picked up on that.
  9. http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae329/SlidellofOlde/1262215189792-1.jpg
  10. When people say PIN number and ATM machine. It's redundant. Personal identification number number. Automated teller machine machine.
  11. ***** you just went full retard. Most people in the US don't live in large houses.
  12. I run. Does that count?
  13. HONOR HIM BY TYPING IN ALL CAPS TODAY!
  14. So do any of you remember those Mickey Mouse cartoons from the 1930s? The ones that were just put out on DVDa few years ago? Well, I hear there is one that was unreleased to even the most avid classic disney fans. According to sources, it's nothing special. It's just a continuous loop (like flinstones) of mickey walking past 6 buildings that goes on for two or three minutes before fading out. Unlike the cutesy tunes put in though, the song on this cartoon was not a song at all, just a constant banging on a piano as if the keys for a minute and a half before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. It wasn't the jolly old Mickey we've come to love either, Mickey wasn't dancing, not even smiling, just kind of walking as if you or I were walking, with a normal facial expression, but for some reason his head tilted side to side as he kept this dismal look. Up until a year or two ago, everyone believed that after it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin was reviewing the cartoon to be put in the complete series, he decided it was too junk to be on the DVD, but wanted to have a digital copy due to the fact that it was a creation of Walt. When he had a digitized version up on his computer to look at the file, he noticed something. The cartoon was actually 9 minutes and 4 seconds long. This is what my source emailed to me, in full (he is a personal assistant of one of the higher executives at Disney, and acquaintance of Mr. Maltin himself) _________"After it cut to black, it stayed like that until the 6th minute, before going back into Mickey walking. The sound was different this time. It was a murmur. It wasn't a language, but more like a gurgled cry. As the noise got more indistinguishable and loud over the next minute, the picture began to get weird. The sidewalk started to go in directions that seemed impossible based on the physics of Mickeys walking. And the dismal face of the mouse was slowly curling into a smirk. On the 7th minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream (the kind of scream painful to hear) and the picture was getting more obscure. Colors were happening that shouldn't have been possible at the time. Mickey face began to fall apart. his eyes rolled on the bottom of his chin like two marbles in a fishbowl, and his curled smile was pointing upward on the left side of his face. The buildings became rubble floating in midair and the sidewalk was still impossibly navigating in warped directions, a few seeming inconcievable with what we, as humans, know about direction. Mr. Maltin got disturbed and left the room, sending an employee to finish the video and take notes of everything happening up until the last second, and afterward immediately store the disc of the cartoon into the vault. This distorted screaming lasted until 8 minutes and a few seconds in, and then it abruptly cuts to the mickey mouse face at the credits of the end of every video with what sounded like a broken music box playing in the backround. This happened for about 30 seconds, and whatever was in that remaining 30 seconds I heaven't been able to get a sliver of information. From a security guard working under me who was making rounds outside of that room, I was told that after the last frame, the employee stumbled out of the room with pale skin saying "Real suffering is not known" 7 times before speedily taking the guards pistol and offing himself on the spot. The thing I could get out of Leonard Maltin was that the last frame was a piece of russian text that roughly said "the sights of hell bring its viewers back in". As far as I know, no one else has seen it, but there have been dozens of attempts at getting the file on rapidshare by employees inside the studios, all of whom have been promptly terminated of their jobs. Whether it got online or not is up for debate, but if rumors serve me right, it's online somewhere under "suicidemouse.avi". If you ever find a copy of the film, I want you to never view it, and to contact me by phone immediately, regardless of the time. When a Disney Death is covered up as well as this, it means this has to be something huge. Get back at me, TR
  15. Nice job.
  16. http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae329/SlidellofOlde/mindfuuu.jpg Spoiler for the answer I bet you twenty dollars you got it wrong.
  17. http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae329/SlidellofOlde/1275182500986.png
  18. HOLY ****** DICK NIPPLES IS DAT SUM MOTHER****IN' HARD WOOD FLOORING?
  19. ****** idiot.
  20. http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae329/SlidellofOlde/1263812442467.jpg
  21. You are late again bot. Why don't you just ******* kill yourself?
  22. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1hFak1Du0&feature=topvideos
  23. m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
  24. http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae329/SlidellofOlde/1256947117287-1.jpg
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