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My pants and left thigh. Am I a super hero now?

OH LAWDY!

The Indian Space Research Organization has discovered a "giant underground chamber" near the Moon's equator, in the Oceanus Procellarum area discovered by the Chandrayaan-1 spacecraft—more than one mile long (1.7 kilometers) and 393 feet wide (120 meters)-big enough to contain a small lunar city. http://www.dailygala...craft.html#more First off, India has a space program? Secondly, ************* MOON CITY BITCH!

yer a homo

http://www.cnn.com/2011/LIVING/03/06/judgment.day.caravan/index.html?hpt=C1

If you live in San Francisco and you visited George Hotz's website between January 2009 and now, you might be in in Sony's headlights. A federal magistrate has given Sony the power to expose anybody who patronized the PS3 jailbreak site. Sony claimed it needs to unmask anybody who downloaded Hotz's files in order to prove that the majority of users were based in California. This would allow Sony to sue "Geohot" in San Francisco, rather than his home town of New Jersey. Sony has also won subpoenas for Youtube, Google and Twitter, as well as Bluehost, the company that maintains Geohot's site. While Sony is no doubt thrilled with its progress, not everybody is pleased. Electronic Frontier Foundation staff attorney Corynne McSherry said the subpoenas were "inappropriate" and criticized how "overly broad" they seemed to be. Concerns about data protection and web-privacy have been thrown up around the 'net. The potential privacy concerns are certainly unsettling. All I know is, I didn't jailbreak mine, so I guess I'm sitting pretty ... I just hope nobody sees the modifications I made to my toaster (it now cooks SPAGHETTI!) Judge Lets Sony Unmask Visitors to PS3-Jailbreaking Site [Wired]

Alexander "graf_chokolo" Egorenkov has his home raided by German police this past week, after Sony demanded the seizure of his PS3 hacking equipment. It has been subsequently revealed that Sony plans to sue Egorenkov for 1,000,000 euros ... and Egorenkov doesn't care. "The SONY’s laywer asked me why I’m doing what I’m doing, because of my hatred for SONY?" writes the hacker. "He cannot understand why I’m doing it, because he is paid for what he does. I’m not. I don’t hold a grudge against SONY even now Hatred clouds your mind, keeps you from more important things. I have a better use for my mind and knowledge. "So, SONY you failed again, you took my equipment but my mind is still free and you cannot (sic) control it. You failed again. They are just tools, I can get new ones and will continue my HV reversing and bringing back PS3 Linux which you took from us. If you want me to stop then you should just kill me because I cannot live without programming, HV and Linux kernel hacking You know who am I and where I live, so come and get me!!!" In spite of police raids and legal threats, he has continued to post his PS3 reverse-engineering research and other juicy information. Say what you will about Alexander Egorenkov ... he has some significantly sizable testicles. View full story

**** you I'm not going to sleep for a week.

America is going to have to come around to stem cells since we can do shit like this with it.

They don't, I just go to allot of different places.

http://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Skin-cell-Gun-550-x-348.jpg The skin gun is not science fiction—it's a prototype medical device that literally sprays skin cells onto burn victims to re-grow skin. Old methods like skin grafts took weeks to heal; the skin gun needs about an hour. Though it is still technically in an experimental stage, the skin gun has already successfully treated over a dozen burn victims. The way it works is by using stem cells from the patient's healthy skin and mixing it with a solution to come up with the spray paint. And combined with that fancy gun, the rest is easy. Doctors say "skin cell spraying is like paint spraying". The video has some graphic burn images, so don't watch unless you have the stomach for it. Via Gizmodo

Pot's only dangerous if you're a snack food.

http://www.cannabisculture.com/v2/files/images/El-Chapo.jpg "I couldn't have gotten so stinking rich without George Bush, George Bush Jr., Ronald Reagan, even El Presidente Obama, none of them have the cajones to stand up to all the big money that wants to keep this stuff illegal. From the bottom of my heart, I want to say, Gracias amigos, I owe my whole empire to you." Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman Loera reported head of the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico, ranked 701st on Forbes' yearly report of the wealthiest men alive, and worth an estimated $1 billion, today officially thanked United States politicians for making sure that drugs remain illegal. According to one of his closest confidants, he said, "I couldn't have gotten so stinking rich without George Bush, George Bush Jr., Ronald Reagan, even El Presidente Obama, none of them have the cajones to stand up to all the big money that wants to keep this stuff illegal. From the bottom of my heart, I want to say, Gracias amigos, I owe my whole empire to you." According to sources in the Mexican government, President Calderon is begging American officials to, in the words of reggae great Peter Tosh, legalize it. "Oh yeah," said an official close to the Mexican president, "Felipe is going crazy. He's screaming at everybody who comes in, 'Why don't they make this sh*t legal already! You're killing me here!' Look, everyone knows, when you have Prohibition, you create gangsters. And the more you prohibit, the more gangsters you make. El Chapo is hero now to all those slumdogs who want to be millionaires. Kids in the street, when they play games, they all want to be El Chapo, the baddest man in the whole damn town." Meanwhile, many speculate that rich and prominent Mexican families are in cahoots with American businessmen in the alcohol industry, wealthy industrialists who launder the unprecedented profits from the drug business with their legitimate enterprises, and lawmakers who get gigantic kickbacks and payoffs to make sure that these drugs remain illegal, so they can remain rich, fat and happy. According to sources on both sides of the border, tens of millions of dollars in payoffs and kickbacks are stashed in Swiss banks every year, blood money from the brutal business made possible by a corrupt system supported by laws that don't, and have never, worked. Rather than putting El Chapo and his kind out of business by modernizing outdated laws and in the process making billions of dollars from taxing drugs (as is done with cigarettes and alcohol), United States government has spent hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars chasing its tail, and offered a $5 million reward for the capture of El Chapo. Many have said that the offer is unofficially: Dead or Alive. Meanwhile, as an epidemic of murderous violence rages on the Mexican-US border, and the American government wastes boatloads of badly needed money on the illegal drug business which results from the Prohibition laws, El Chapo is laughing all the way to the bank. "Whoever came up with this whole War on Drugs," one of his lieutenants reports he said, "I would like to kiss him on the lips and shake his hand and buy him dinner with caviar and champagne. The War on Drugs is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, and the day they decide to end that war, will be a sad one for me and all of my closest friends. And if you don't believe me, ask those guys whose heads showed up in the ice chests." Meanwhile I know a guy that just got busted for two die bags and is doing 23 years, because he wouldn't grass on the people that he bought it from. http://www.cannabisc...g-drugs-illegal

A 'super pack' of wolves has been terrifying a town after leaving more than 30 horses dead in just four days. Four hundred bloodthirsty wolves have been spotted prowling around the edges of Verkhoyansk, in Russia, attacking livestock at will. Twenty four teams of hunters have been put together to get rid of the wolves, with a bounty of £210 for every wolf skin brought to officials. Stepan Rozhin, an administration official for the Verkhoyansk district in Russia, said: 'To protect the town we are creating 24 teams of armed hunters, who will patrol the neighbourhood on snowmobiles and set wolf traps. 'But we need more people. Once the daylight increases, the hunters will start shooting predators from helicopters.' A pack of wolves this size is unheard of, with the animals usually preferring to hunt in smaller groups of just six or seven. The massive group is believed to be made from hundreds of packs and has left animal experts baffled. Dr Valerius Geist, a wildlife behaviour expert, said the harsh Siberian winter - where temperatures plummet to minus 49C - had killed off the animal's usual prey. He said: 'It is unusual for wolves to gather in such numbers of hunt large animal like horses. 'However, the population of their usual prey, rabbits, has decreased this year due to lack of food, so wolves have had to change their habits. 'Wolves are very careful to choose the most nutritious food source easiest obtained without danger - which in this case happens to be horses. 'They will start tackling dangerous prey when they run out of non-dangerous prey.' Villagers have already managed to snare a number of the animals but the pack is so sizeable that is likely to take some time to deal with. Verkhoyansk, with a population of just 1,300, is one of the coldest and remotest places in the northern hemisphere and lies within an area known as Stalin's Death Ring, after the former dictator sent political exiles there due to the extreme conditions. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/07/article-1354445-0D1259F1000005DC-194_634x376.jpg Bounty: Twenty four teams of hunters have been employed by authorities to tackle the wolf pack, with officials paying £210 for every one killed http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/07/article-1354445-0D125892000005DC-835_634x422.jpg Bleak: Temperatures in Verkhoyansk can plummet to -49C and experts said the wolves may have been forced together through a lack of food Via http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1354445/Super-pack-400-wolves-kill-30-horses-just-days-remote-Russian-village.html#ixzz1DtYw8Yzb

TLDR at the bottom. Alan Turing was an English mathematician, logician, cryptanalyst and computer scientist. He was highly influential in the development of computer science, providing a formalization of the concepts of "algorithm" and "computation" with the Turing machine, which played a significant role in the creation of the modern computer. During the Second World War, Turing worked for the Government Code and Cypher School at Bletchley Park, Britain's codebreaking center. For a time he was head of Hut 8, the section responsible for German naval cryptanalysis. He devised a number of techniques for breaking German ciphers, including the method of the bombe, an electromechanical machine that could find settings for the Enigma machine. After the war he worked at the National Physical Laboratory, where he created one of the first designs for a stored-program computer, the ACE. Towards the end of his life Turing became interested in mathematical biology. He wrote a paper on the chemical basis of morphogenesis, and he predicted oscillating chemical reactions such as the Belousov–Zhabotinsky reaction, which were first observed in the 1960s. Turing's homosexuality resulted in a criminal prosecution in 1952 — homosexual acts were illegal in the United Kingdom at that time — and he accepted treatment with female hormones (chemical castration) as an alternative to prison. He died in 1954, several weeks before his 42nd birthday, from cyanide poisoning. An inquest determined it was suicide; his mother and some others believed his death was accidental. On 10 September 2009, following an Internet campaign, then-British Prime Minister Gordon Brown made an official public apology on behalf of the British government for the way in which Turing was treated after the war. TLDR This guy laid the ground work for the computer, saved lives by decoding nazi transmissions. He was arrested for being gay forcefully injected with female hormones by the state and then committed suicide.

Can you believe they're made a sequel to that? Well I guess it makes sense. All those sub plots that didn't get tied up in Mean Girls 1.

No.

Sony has sent a subpoena to YouTube demanding they release the names and IP addys of everyone who watched GeoHots PS3 jailbreak and hacking videos. This is no joke. They actually want a list of every YouTube user who watched the Hotz video. And here's the worst part. If you watched that video you'll get put on a list. (A list Sony will keep forever like Nixon and his "enemies list.") And from now on Sony will consider you a criminal just because you watched a video, or went to a web site, even if you didn't mod/jailbreak your PS3. http://attackofthefa...ackers-animals/

That Clint Eastwood movie Gran Torino. "You've got a Mustache." "I know."

We'd be so ****** if hornets were big.

Well I like to lighten the talk of eating a childs heart with some light humor.