Slidell

PSN went down Tuesday the 18th Portal 2 came out on Tuesday the 18th PS3 version of Portal 2 has features related to Steam Steam is known to crash allot Coincidence? I think not. That's right, Gabe ate the PSN. http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk135/popcikle64/deal-with-it-gabe.jpg

Lockon, you're alive. Thought you might dead with all those bombs going off in Ireland. They need to be larger. I mean, see that sky today? Talk about blue.

That is rediculous. That can't be the reason. So **** what if some guy used a mod for a game that got him an achievement in the process? Of course it is microsoft.

No shit it's not going to happen but at least one dev is trying. I don't see why they don't want mods.

Console gamers will have access to a whole world of Skyrim user generated content if Bethesda gets its way. Although making mods for Elder Scrolls games will likely stay the exclusive purview of PC gamers, actually playing them might not be. Bethesda says that it is keen to get console gamers playing the mods for Skyrim alongside their PC brethren. Bethesda's Todd Howard said that the content made with the Skyrim Creation Kit would work on consoles just as well as it would the PC; it was, after all, the tool that Bethesda had used to make the game. The problem, Howard said, was that there wasn't an avenue for delivering the content to console gamers yet, but that Bethesda was talking with Microsoft and Sony in order to try and make it happen. Even if these efforts were successful however, he didn't think it would be something that would be up and running in time for the game's launch in November. ""We'd like to see it happen," he said. "Because it works, it's how we made the game. I think it's something really cool about what we do, but 90% of our audience is on the consoles, so 90% of our audience can't even see this thing. So if we can solve that we'd like to." Mods for previously Elder Scrolls games have ranged from simple cosmetic changes like more attractive maps and new eye colors, to new items and equipment, to complete overhauls of systems and mechanics. If Bethesda is able to bring mods to consoles, it would not only bring console and PC gamers closer together, it would significantly increase the scope and longevity of Skyrim. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim comes out for PC, PS3 and Xbox 360 on November 11th. Good luck Todd. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/109378-Bethesda-Wants-Skyrim-Mods-on-Consoles

Bet it taste like jerky.

FUUUUUUUUUCK

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/Bamse_%28St._Bernard%29.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/63/Bamse-180_56445a.jpg Bamse lifted the morale of the ship's crew, and became well known to the local civilian population. In battle, he would stand on the front gun tower of the boat, and the crew made him a special metal helmet. His acts of heroism included saving a young lieutenant commander who had been attacked by a man wielding a knife by pushing the assailant into the sea, and dragging back to shore a sailor who had fallen overboard. He was also known for breaking up fights amongst his crewmates by putting his paws on their shoulders, calming them down and then leading them back to the ship. One of Bamse's tasks in Scotland was to round up his crew and escort them back to the ship in time for duty or curfew. To do this, he travelled on the local buses unaccompanied, and the crew bought him a bus pass which was attached to his collar. Bamse would wander down to the bus stop at Broughty Ferry Road and take the bus down to Dundee. He would get off at the bus stop near his crew's favourite watering hole, the Bodega Bar and go in to fetch them. If he could not locate his friends he would take the bus back to base. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bamse_%28St._Bernard%29

Do what I can.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFoYkWulKOI

Banned for being a untrustworthy Canadian.

I making the move to PC right now. After I heard MS is planning to keep the xbox 360 up and running for "years to come". Yeah, **** that, it's already running six year old hardware. Might as well be a Panasonic 3DO. Well maybe it's not that bad.

Firefly RPG. Similar to ME1 or Kotor. You choose the dialog, choices, stuff like that. It picks up a few months maybe a year after Serenity. You play as Mal as voiced by Nathan Furrion. All the crewmembers are there, voiced by their actors, maybe some new ones as well. Also it's written by Joss Whedon. When you start out you're doing missions similar to the smuggling jobs in the show. But the alliance starts ******* shit in an effort to keep control after the shitstrom Mal stirred up at the end of Serenity. Another war breaks out, awesomesauce ensues. "But Slidell I want to be a female, either because I'm a female or have the desire to be on in game, or I don't think I'm up to the task of being Malcolm Reynolds." I could see the ability to implement a female lead. She's usually a crew member, but if you choose to play as her she becomes sort of the secondary protagonist to Mal. He still comes on all the missions as an NPC though, sort of forced companion that semi calls the shots. IE gives you objectives that you would get either way whether you were playing Mal or not. You make decisions by convincing him to do something, not really through speech checks just by talking to him during the decision making process. It could work, I mean Mal's a badass but he's not the brightest guy. Or have it be two similar, but different, games. The normal Mal quest, and then the Zoe quest as a New Game+. Or give Mal gender change similar to Shepard. She'd be Mallorie, hell I don't know this is a work in progress, it's why I've edited it multiple times. You'd buy eight copies. If you like firefly.

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Bonsai Kitten was a satirical website which purportedly contained instructions on how to grow a kitten in a jar, It was joke.

http://www.treehugger.com/turtle-keyring.jpg That just seems impractical.

It's been in the 70s since early February here in New Orleans.

Opheera McDoom

Mar 14 Masses of sardines, anchovies, stripped bass and mackerel surged close to shore Friday on one beach in the Mexican resort city, packed so tightly near the surface they looked like an oil slick from above. Delighted fishermen rushed out in wooden motor boats, abandoning their rods and nets and simply scooping the fish up with buckets. "It was so much fun. There were about 20 or 30 fishermen and there were people who came with their kids to take advantage of it," fisherman Carlos Morales said. The fishermen attributed the strange phenomenon to the unusual currents unleashed by tsunami that followed the earthquake in Japan. Experts couldn't be sure. "It would fall into that category where you would love to make the connection, but who knows?" said Rich Briggs, a geologist with the U.S. Geological Survey. "Tsunamis can change local currents, but it's hard to make a firm connection." http://i.huffpost.com/gen/256553/FISH-SURFACE-ACAPULCO-MEXICO.jpg It also happened in Beach's King Harbor Marina, Redondo Beach CA on March 8th. http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site577/2011/0308/20110308_104234_fishphoto08a_500.jpgBillions of sardines floated to the surface at Redondo Beach's King Harbor this morning. Early thought is that the large numbers of fish just depleted all the oxygen in the water. (Brad Graverson/Staff Photographer) Millions of sardines created a massive stink and an even bigger cleanup effort in Redondo Beach's King Harbor Marina on Tuesday after they swam inside overnight, became trapped and died. Twelve to 18 inches of dead sardines blanketed the water's bottom in Basin 1 off Marina Way. Another thick layer of dead fish coated the surface from the breakwall to the inner docks, surrounding boats and walkways. Authorities with the California Department of Fish and Game, along with other ocean biologists at the scene, declared the mass death a natural event.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01480/snake_1480967c.jpg Dean Qiongxiu found a snake with a "claw" or a "foot" crawling around on the floor. Naturally, upon seeing such an unusual specimen she beat it to death with her shoe, and kept the snake preserved in a bottle of alcohol. The snake has been sent to the Life Sciences Department at China's West Normal University in Nanchang for an autopsy, so they can figure out how this mutation happened. (source)

Irreversible, it's called that because you can't unsee the five minute or ten minute anal rape scene in it. There's other shit that ***** with you. Like these guys doing something to someone with a fire extinguisher I don't even want to explain. Just watch the first fifteen or thirty of it. It's on netflix instant watch. It ***** with you more than torture porn.

Addendum to my list. The Pianist (this now beats out Goodfellas as my favorite and I ******* love Goodfellas)

******* gypsies.