SmokiestGrunl

1541

They could of changed there skin.

Maybe I'll make a translation a bit later for all the noobies.

1539

Nice update and now I really want to get 5000 posts. New smiles are good too Noob: Me:

I just spoke with Anthony and he said he is 12..... He doesn't look like he is 12 but he said he is 12 so what eva. Edit: He lied to me and confessed to be 18.

I vote yes, as long as you stop posting in green.

I also waited a few minutes before I realized, I though my internet was being slow lol.

1536

While searching through youtube I found this video a though I would post it. http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/4229/15yrslegalcg0.gif

Google in 20 years! Check out google in 20 years, its probably sooner than you think!

1532

1530

This mod isn't working for me for some reason

The SAV pop-up is Symantec Antivirus Disabling a Popup, so if you do have Symantec Antivirus turn the warning off or something. Download Malwarebytes and run it.

1528

This site isn't dead nor is it dieing. If you want to see a site that is dead go have a look at MofM and if you want to see a site that is dieing go have a look at MCM. I think I know what the first surprise is but I could be way off. As for the GoW surprise I got no idea.

1523

You need to know a bit about programing and systems otherwise this isn't going to make sense.

Hacker's Guide To Gaining Root On A Girl: Mysteries Revealed * * * 1.Analyzing the target * * * Purpose: to make sure $she is really worth it all. Be *sure* she isn't just another incompatible one before you take any action. All you need to do is check for dependancies. Find out what she gives priorities to. If looks are all that counts, it tells you she pays attention to you only because of your GUI. She might even call your $parents someday and say, "The product you released XY years ago has a considerably pleasing graphical interface. Thank you ever so much. I'm trying to upgrade him by adding some minor development paths." What is wrong with this, paying attention to the GUI only and not putting efforts to dig deeper reveals her being a weak hacker. The development she'd make on you wouldn't be the development you need (and, actually, want). Meanwhile, the following statements show her have the right attitude (check if she's prone to adapt any of them to you): - "I appreciate him because of his kernel (aka: personality), it's really stable." - "he's well documented" (aka: honest/fair). - "the source is pretty clear" (aka: simple, easy-going). - "debugging doesn't require much effort" (aka: flexible). - "he's easy to update" (aka: open-minded). - "modules are easily handled" (that is, moods). - "he's got several ports open for me" (aka: aproachable). - "... still he doesn't accept anonymous connections" (aka: faithful and devoted). - "a minor data leak occurs occasionally, but i guess it's ok" (aka: talkative). And, most important of all: - "he wasn't all the above before I did some coding on him. I've done a significant improvent to his source, and generally all the merits belong to me." (several things come out from this one: 1- she thinks she roots you; 2- that is only in her mind that she roots you, indeed; 3- you've succeeded in making her believe she roots you, that is good 'cos this attitude simplifies the process of you getting the root on *her* ---- once again, that reveals you being an experienced hacker). Once you finish analyzing the target, you may proceed to the second part of the process. * * * 2.Gaining access to the target * * * This step is a little complicated, you'll have to try combined tactics. Still the types of tactics can be roughly sorted: --> Man-in-the-Middle Tactic. Two typical approaches have been specified: -A- with such schematic appearance: Victim -------------------------> X Person (the girl) ^ | | Attacker (you) Explanation. Look for a data leak or weaknesses while watching her communicate with another person. Pick up the compatible information. Regard the whole action as data sniffing. -B- with such schematic appearance: Victim -------------------------> Attacker (the girl) ^ (you) | | X Person Explanation. A custom person provides her with positive information about you. Benefits: improves the reliability. --> Client To Server Tactic - requires direct communication. This tactic is a very important part of the proccess. Your aims are: - analyze her system and its behavior (aka: get to know her), locate possible vulnerabilities. Regard this action as port scanning. - get her linked (finding common interests seem to work well). --> Physical Access Tactic - usually has the lowest priority, because basic knowledge of the system is required which can only be handled after working with other tactic types. Don't try physical access unless you're sure you're acquaintant with victim's weaknesses enough. Take into consideration that if you request for physical access and $she doesn't grant it, the consequences will lead to a severe slow-down of the whole process. Considerable note: You might wish to try some social engineering on her friends or parents before actually taking any other action. That might provide u with useful information on possible logic errors or known weaknesses. * * * Gaining root on the remote system * * * Permissions of an ordinary user is entirely sufficient at the begining, tho the next step is much more demanding: your aim now is to become a super-user. The most reliable way to do that is by exploring such vulnerabilities as logic errors and weaknesses which you could locate in her source code while spectating her behaviour (see the previous step). --> When Buffer Overflow is a good choice to count on: consider a situation when you cannot locate any weaknesses or compilation errors. In such case, check if $she does the check for input errors and how $she behaves at receiving bigger amounts of data than $she can handle. Buffer Overflow Usage: if $she seems to be able to handle "A", feed her with "A + A^n". This might lead to the confusion of the victim which you can use for your personal purposes (aka: shock her a little, then use it). Note: be sure "A + A^n" is less than "A + A^6", otherwise it can lead to kernel panic and the remote system might stop responding. Buffer Overflow exploration might lead to a temporary hole in her security system. --> Just after you've located a hole: fill it with *your* pre-written data (aka: when you realize what she wants, *give* it to her. Or promise you'll give it later. Note that keeping promises is a nice, yet entirely optional, thing).

1521

1516

Need a 56k Warning on this topic.

Happy Buddah - I'll fix the typo. .Melo - I'll keep that in mind for next time.

I couldn't help but laugh . I move it .