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  1. Never played fallout?
  2. I have seen a Black Cops program. But that's for Carl on Duty Black Cops. http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/18b3b2ef_9b4e_9bd9.jpg
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  4. Hang on I got a number you should call. Not sure if it'll work in Aussieland. 1-888-482-858832
  5. If you're squeamish don't read or if you have anything against eating children. Joshua Milton Blahyi (born September 30, 1971), better known by his nom de guerre of General Butt Naked, was originally a tribal priest before becoming a Liberian warlord-turned-preacher. He was a fiercely violent and eccentric leader on the side of Roosevelt Johnson in the First Liberian Civil War in the first half of the 1990s. Blahyi is a member of the Sarpo tribe in Liberia. At age 11, he claims, he was initiated as a tribal priest and participated in his first human sacrifice. During the course of the three day ritual that followed, Blahyi says that he had a vision in which he was told by the Devil that he would become a great warrior and that he should continue to practice human sacrifice and cannibalism to increase his power. The Krahn elders later appointed him as high priest, a position that would later lead him to become the spiritual advisor to Liberian President Samuel Doe. Blahyi adhered to a complex traditional belief system as a Krahn Priest, and like many in Africa he has mixed those beliefs fluidly with Christianity. Blahyi himself explains: "I was a high priest for the biggest god under the Krahn tribe, and the late Samuel K. Doe being a fellow tribesman, was automatically placed under my jurisdiction... I also placed nyanbe-a-weh amongst the first three high ranking deities in the West Africa’s black-witch coastal line division." Nyanbe-a-weh was Blahyi’s protecting deity who (according to Blahyi) demanded ritual sacrifice; Blahyi would come to believe that Nyanbe-a-weh was the devil. He explains that the Krahn tribe selects leaders based upon physical prowess rather than birthright. The selection process takes place through an annual fight: "The traditional fight was a no holds barred affair. The eventual victor was allowed to kill and maim to show his strength and bravery. The strongest or last man standing after the bloody contest will take over the birthright and the headship of the tribe." In battle Blahyi has said he led his troops naked except for shoes and a gun. Apparently, he believed that his nakedness was a source of protection from bullets. Blahyi now claims he would regularly sacrifice a victim before battle, saying, "Usually it was a small child, someone whose fresh blood would satisfy the devil." He explained to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer: "Sometimes I would enter under the water where children were playing. I would dive under the water, grab one, carry him under and break his neck. Sometimes I'd cause accidents. Sometimes I'd just slaughter them." In January 2008, Milton-Blahyi confessed to taking part in human sacrifices which "included the killing of an innocent child and plucking out the heart, which was divided into pieces for us to eat." Blahyi got his nickname, "General Butt Naked", from his nakedness which was supposedly demanded by the Devil. He claimed to a South African Star reporter that he "met Satan regularly and talked to him" and that from the age of 11 to 25 he took part in monthly human sacrifices. In his account of a typical battle Blahyi claimed, "So, before leading my troops into battle, we would get drunk and drugged up, sacrifice a local teenager, drink their blood, then strip down to our shoes and go into battle wearing colourful wigs and carrying dainty purses we'd looted from civilians. We'd slaughter anyone we saw, chop their heads off and use them as soccer balls. We were nude, fearless, drunk and homicidal. We killed hundreds of people – so many I lost count." Blahyi also purported that during that period he had "magical powers that made him invisible" and a "special power" to capture a town single handedly, then call in his troops afterwards to "clean up". Some of Blahyi's soldiers – often teenage boys – would enter battle naked; others would wear women's clothes. In June 2006 Blahyi published his autobiography including pictures of him fighting with a rifle, wearing nothing but sneakers. During the First Liberian Civil war he led a mercenary unit, many of whom were child soldiers, that was known as the Butt Naked Brigade. They were funded by Roosevelt Johnson and fought alongside the ULIMO militia against militias led by Charles Taylor and Prince Yormie Johnson. ULIMO was loyal to Samuel Doe, who was killed by Prince Johnson. Charles Taylor eventually took control of the country. Blahyi's rampage ended in 1996, when the civil war in Liberia was coming to an end. He credits his conversion to a theophany in which Jesus Christ appeared to him as a blinding light and told him that he would die unless he repented of his sins. In 1997 Blahyi traveled to the Buduburam refugee camp in Ghana. It was at the camp, he recounts, that he made confession for his sins at a Church and "had his life saved." When he goes out to preach now, he says he sometimes encounters relatives of his victims. "I feel very bad, so bad", he said, but he insists it was satanic powers that possessed him in the past and he cannot be held responsible. He has since expressed willingness to be tried for war crimes at the Hague. Blahyi is now the President of the End Time Train Evangelistic Ministries Inc., with Headquarters in Liberia. He is married to Pastor Mrs. Josie and has three children: Makayla, Joshua Milton Junior, and Janice. His family currently lives in hiding in Ghana, due to his fear of potential reprisals from his former victims. In 2004 Liberian-American director Gerald Barclay traveled to Buduburam to shoot a documentary which included interviews with Joshua Blahyi. In January 2008 Blahyi returned to Liberia from Ghana and claimed before the Truth and Reconciliation Commission of Liberia that between c. 1980 and 1996 he and his men were responsible for the deaths of more than 20,000 people. Although the TRC accepted that figure, Norris Tweah, the Information Minister of Liberia has since disputed that Blahyi was responsible for that many deaths. **** Africa man. **** it. By the way I'm back, nice job on the mod status Quinn.
  6. Maybe a long while I don't know. Probably starting right about, well after I post this. Long story tell you when it's fixed.
  7. Sort of what my controller looks like. I had been painting and didn't realize I still had it one my hand.
  8. Have you ever gotten baked you get more paranoid when you smoke. Maybe a pot cookie.
  9. Source http://www.popdecay.com/2011/01/23/ground-at-yellowstone-caldera-swells-dramatically/7854 What would happen if it erupted. First, anyone within about 100 kilometers of such an explosion would simply be killed by the explosion itself (remember that the eruption in the ancient past emitted 240 cubic miles of material) or the volcanic ash quite quickly. Next, such an explosion would leave the majority of the North American continent below ash. The ash would be more significant closer to the explosion, but dangerous amounts would still reach three quarters of the continent. After all, remember that volcanic ash is really very fine rock and mineral particles. Thus, these are dangerous to breath as they tend to cement together (and that's not good in a human body). Further, they are abrasive to the eyes. Last, when ash falls on a structure it will cement and become quite heavy. In other words, a likely consequence of it are millions of destroyed shelters. Oh yeah, and on top of it all, ash is dangerous to mechanical devices like cars. Oh **** oh **** oh **** oh **** oh **** oh **** oh **** oh **** oh **** oh ****. The end times are upon us friends (in the us and parts of canada) REPENT! REPENT!
  10. Well with two nonkinect exclusives announced for this year it's not.
  11. It's a crime movie. Bad Boys II. And they say it in Hot Fuzz too. "The coppers blamed me for every little thing out here, and I mean every little ******' thing. If a guy ******' slipped on a ******' banana peel, they blamed me."
  12. "I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers."
  13. Matrix I am hard, but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on ******s, kikes, wops, our greasers. Here you are all equally worthless.
  14. 1987.
  15. OHHHH this one's gonna be hard. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOORNING VIETNAM @Quinn Hangover
  16. Have you seen the Beijing skyline? There pollution is way worse than ours.
  17. Yes, damn those chinks, saving the environment. Where do they get off?
  18. http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2007/02/16/ecocity-topper1.jpg CHONGMING ISLAND, China — At the mouth of the Yangtze River, an hour by ferry from Shanghai, a new kind of Chinese city will rise from the mudflats and wetlands. In three years, the island's black-faced spoonbills and other rare birds will share this migratory stop with 25,000 humans, the initial inhabitants of what developers call the world's first "eco-city." If Dongtan Eco-City opens on schedule, it will become a carbon-neutral urban showcase at about the same moment scientists foresee China surpassing the United States as the globe's leading emitter of greenhouse gases. The state-run developer behind the $1.3 billion project envisions three modern villages on Chongming Island, which is about three-quarters the size of Manhattan. The communities will be powered by energy captured from sun, wind, biofuels and recycled organic material. A quarter of the island will be untouched ecological buffer. Grasses will grow on rooftops for natural insulation. Rainwater will be purified for use. Vehicles will operate on clean fuels. Four other Chinese cities plan to build similar eco-zones. London Mayor Ken Livingstone, who visited Dongtan last April, said he wants to build a smaller version along the River Thames. Full story can be found here
  19. http://anjeanettecarter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Blue.rat_.after_.jpeg Medical researchers have been testing new spinal injury solutions and along the way discovered that the blue dye used in food products was turning albino lab rats blue.
  20. I was pretty much talking about beards and shadows. I'm a simple man really. Nah, that's flame touch. It's been in for awhile.
  21. ******* I just upgraded.
  22. Peaches is an AI. You didn't know that?
  23. "I've had money, cars, power, but if God invented something better than *****, he's keepin' it to himself." - Mike Tyson. Oh I'm sorry I thought we were quoting people.
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