Slidell

What the **** man? My GTA IV didn't come with four hits of e.

Bitch is small time. A few months ago we had a guy throw a box off kittens out a window. While going down the Causeway (a bridge). He either threw them off or on can't remember. Sociopaths, are ****** up. What's new?

What, is this place run by jews? Now I get to pay more for shit I won't use.

My job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the people I work with: First there is the supermodel wanna be chick. I'll give her credit, she's pretty ******* hot. But she's constantly fixing her hair and putting on make up. She's extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/wants/desires of anyone but herself. Plus she's dumb as a box of rocks, honestly I'm surprised she has enough brain power to breath. The next chick the exact opposite. She's probably one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, yet she's here with us. But she's like -10 on a scale of one to ten. I'm not sure she showers more than once a week muchless shave. I think she's a lesbian. Finally the jewel of the crowd is a stoner. I'm not talking like an occasional toker. This guy is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work. I doubt he's been sober in the last ten years. And he's only 22. He dresses like a freakin' beatnik throwback from the 1960's. To make it worse, he brings his huge ******' dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge dog. This thing usually walks around about half stoned from all the second hand smoke. Hell sometimes, I even think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry and requite multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King. Anyways, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

old

I don't care no one here get's banned unless they try to hack us, or something like that.

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae329/SlidellofOlde/1245933083498.jpg

http://kotaku.com/5618484/exclusive-microsoft-kinect-supports-furries

It took me awhile to get to Canada, so I could spit in Quinns' breakfast.

I spit in your breakfast. http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/Purple_Eiries/trollface.png

No. Just a physics/space nerd. I bring this shit out on the first date. Nothing goes over better than, "I'd like to have an in depth conversation about string theory.". Nuclear physics comes out on the second one, then Quantum Mechanics.Then after that, I make my move. Because I play it smooth.

Space/time is CONSTANT (always 100%). Both time and space are malleable - they can change with in spacetime, but no matter how big or small one part is. The total will always be 100%. Example 1 Travel through space (X) = 0%. Spacetime always = 100% Therefore: time travels at 100% the "normal" rate (Our only experience on Earth) Example 2: Travel through space (X) = 50% the speed of light. Spacetime always = 100% Therefore: time travels at ~80% the "normal" rate. (Time slows down) Example 3: Travel through space (X) = 99% the speed of light. Spacetime always = 100% Therefore: time travels at ~2% the "normal" rate. (Time nearly stops) Large Hadron Collider has proven this. Also there's a Russian Cosmonaut that was going around the earth at around 17 thousand miles per hour for quite along time. And traveled an estimated two seconds into the future because of it. May not seem like much, but that mother******s a time traveler.

OoT. Morrowind.

This got forwarded to me. I knew about some of them.

http://en.wikipedia....g_head_syndrome http://en.wikipedia...._Station_UVB-76 http://en.wikipedia....lo_Kitty_murder http://en.wikipedia....sutomu_Miyazaki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sada_Abe http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop http://en.wikipedia....%27s_Footprints http://en.wikipedia..../Crybaby_Bridge http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skunk_ape http://en.wikipedia....ll_to_Hell_hoax http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleshenka http://en.wikipedia....Taman_Shud_Case http://en.wikipedia....i/Shadow_People http://en.wikipedia....Sleep_paralysis http://en.wikipedia....cient_astronaut http://en.wikipedia....ki/Metamaterial http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothman http://en.wikipedia....ki/Donner_Party http://en.wikipedia....orce_Flight_571 http://en.wikipedia....ki/Armin_Meiwes http://en.wikipedia....r_Mystery_House http://en.wikipedia....oice_phenomenon http://en.wikipedia....ki/Carl_Tanzler http://en.wikipedia....aham%27s_number http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgone http://en.wikipedia....Expanding_Earth http://en.wikipedia....ki/Sea_of_Dirac http://en.wikipedia....ht_interference http://en.wikipedia....Galaxy_filament http://en.wikipedia..../Mount_Yamantaw http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discoveries_of_human_feet_on_British_Columbia_beaches,_2007%E2%80%932009 http://en.wikipedia....he_Grinning_Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im6yRpQrsaY

Updated with the weapons from the recent DLC.

inb4 shitstorm

hehehehe.

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae329/SlidellofOlde/1278185494906.jpg Every word capitalized.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY69-AgUmDQ

You're unmarried and sexually active? SIR I AM APPALLED!

I was being ironic.