First there is the supermodel wanna be chick. I'll give her credit, she's pretty ******* hot. But she's constantly fixing her hair and putting on make up. She's extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/wants/desires of anyone but herself. Plus she's dumb as a box of rocks, honestly I'm surprised she has enough brain power to breath.
The next chick the exact opposite. She's probably one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, yet she's here with us. But she's like -10 on a scale of one to ten. I'm not sure she showers more than once a week muchless shave. I think she's a lesbian.
Finally the jewel of the crowd is a stoner. I'm not talking like an occasional toker. This guy is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work. I doubt he's been sober in the last ten years. And he's only 22. He dresses like a freakin' beatnik throwback from the 1960's. To make it worse, he brings his huge ******' dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge dog. This thing usually walks around about half stoned from all the second hand smoke. Hell sometimes, I even think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry and requite multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King.
Anyways, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
Edited by Slidell, 30 August 2010 - 12:50 AM.
