28 replies to this topic

[iTzoODavidOo]

Ie: Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. , Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. , I soiled my pants can i get into yours?.

Now post yours NAO, and ill decide on the best.

[T3A guy]

Stole the one I posted in the shout >.>

[PREPPY DIABLO]

My name is [Inset Name Here].

Ex: My name is Jimmy Greissinger.

[Justrec]

Are you from tenesee? Because You're the only Ten I see.

Are you Jamaican? Because Ja Makin Me crazy.

[Pargy]

Do you like penis? because i have one.

That works for dudes too.

[PREPPY DIABLO]

My body is wonderland. Now explore it.

[iTzoODavidOo]

My body is wonderland. Now explore it.

Epic.

[lostmodz26]

When I look at your bones, I get bonified!

[0xidium]

Hello mam, how would you like to come back to my place and engage in sexual intercourse with me?

[0xidium]

Do you like penis? because i have one.

That works for dudes too.

Btw I seriously just lol'd in rl.

[lostmodz26]

Hello mam, how would you like to come back to my place and engage in sexual intercourse with me?

I asked a guy that and he was like..

"OMG!!!! COME TOO MY ***INN HOUSE NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Dataanti]

you like jumping on pogo stix??? why dont you try mine, it has extra bounce

[Decatur]

You: You got a boyfriend?
Her: Yeah, I don't know what to say...
You: You could say the position is filled, but your looking for an upgrade.

[Random1225]

Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

[ImaGonnaGetYou]

Do you like penis? because i have one.

That works for dudes too.

[Slidell]

*Lick finger place on girl* Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

[Korupt Data]

if i said i liked your body would you hold it against me?

[TheEazyB]

Lol has anyone used one of these lines and had success?

[Slidell]

No,I'd only use mine if I were in the mood for a hard slap in the face.

[Korupt Data]

Lol has anyone used one of these lines and had success?

i get ***** everyday with these ;]