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sowrd Private Grade 2

sowrd

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if u have chuck norris jokes reply

 

chuck norris visted the virgen ilands now they are the ilands

if u can see chuck norris he can see u if u cant see chuck norris prepere to die

jesus can walk on watter but chuck norris can swim thow land

Slidell Brigadier Grade 2

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Once chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so fast his foot went back in time and killed Emilia Airheart while she was flying over the ocean.

 

 

lol havent herd that one in awhile.

 

 

has another Chuck Norris dosent teabag he potato sacks.

 

 

and another Chuck Norris challanged Lance Armstrong to who has more balls contest and won... by five.

 

 

and another A man once told Chuck Norris that a round house kick wasnt the best move seintist record that as the worst

 

mistake in history.

 

 

i gots lots If Chuck Norris ever had sex with a man it wouldnt mean he is gay it would mean he ran out of woman.

 

 

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

 

 

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

 

 

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

 

 

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

 

 

Chuck Norris was originally cast as Jack Bauer in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

 

 

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

 

 

Chuck Norris won a staring contest with the sun. Two feet away.

 

 

Chuck Norris tells black jokes without looking over his shoulder

 

 

The only reason Chuck Norris didn't win an Oscar for his performance in "Sidekicks" is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That's just suicide.

 

 

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f*ck he wants.

 

 

Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a p*ssy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery.

 

If you misspell "Chuck Norris" on Google it won't correct it, it just says you have 10 seconds to live.

 

 

 

and my fav go to googel punch in find chuck norris and this will pop up

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Random1225 Gunnery Sergeant Grade 3

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OK,

 

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

 

If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

 

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

 

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

 

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

 

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

 

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

 

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

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