Hacker's Guide To Gaining Root On A Girl: Mysteries Revealed

[SmokiestGrunl]

Hacker's Guide To Gaining Root On A Girl: Mysteries Revealed

 

* * * 1.Analyzing the target * * *

 

Purpose: to make sure $she is really worth it all. Be *sure* she isn't

just another incompatible one before you take any action.

 

All you need to do is check for dependancies. Find out what she gives

priorities to.

 

If looks are all that counts, it tells you she pays attention to you

only because of your GUI. She might even call your $parents someday and

say, "The product you released XY years ago has a considerably pleasing

graphical interface. Thank you ever so much. I'm trying to upgrade him by

adding some minor development paths." What is wrong with this, paying

attention to the GUI only and not putting efforts to dig deeper reveals

her being a weak hacker. The development she'd make on you wouldn't be

the development you need (and, actually, want).

 

Meanwhile, the following statements show her have the right attitude (check

if she's prone to adapt any of them to you):

 

- "I appreciate him because of his kernel (aka: personality), it's really

stable."

- "he's well documented" (aka: honest/fair).

- "the source is pretty clear" (aka: simple, easy-going).

- "debugging doesn't require much effort" (aka: flexible).

- "he's easy to update" (aka: open-minded).

- "modules are easily handled" (that is, moods).

- "he's got several ports open for me" (aka: aproachable).

- "... still he doesn't accept anonymous connections" (aka: faithful and

devoted).

- "a minor data leak occurs occasionally, but i guess it's ok" (aka:

talkative).

And, most important of all:

- "he wasn't all the above before I did some coding on him. I've done a

significant improvent to his source, and generally all the merits belong

to me." (several things come out from this one: 1- she thinks she roots

you;

2- that is only in her mind that she roots you, indeed; 3- you've

succeeded in making her believe she roots you, that is good 'cos this

attitude simplifies the process of you getting the root on *her* ---- once

again, that reveals you being an experienced hacker).

 

Once you finish analyzing the target, you may proceed to the second part of

the process.

 

* * * 2.Gaining access to the target * * *

 

This step is a little complicated, you'll have to try combined

tactics. Still the types of tactics can be roughly sorted:

 

--> Man-in-the-Middle Tactic. Two typical approaches have been specified:

-A- with such schematic appearance:

Victim -------------------------> X Person

(the girl) ^

|

|

Attacker

(you)

Explanation. Look for a data leak or weaknesses while watching

her communicate with another person. Pick up the compatible

information. Regard the whole action as data sniffing.

 

-B- with such schematic appearance:

Victim -------------------------> Attacker

(the girl) ^ (you)

|

|

X Person

Explanation. A custom person provides her with positive information

about you. Benefits: improves the reliability.

 

--> Client To Server Tactic - requires direct communication. This tactic

is a very important part of the proccess. Your aims are:

- analyze her system and its behavior (aka: get to know her), locate

possible vulnerabilities. Regard this action as port scanning.

- get her linked (finding common interests seem to work well).

 

--> Physical Access Tactic - usually has the lowest priority, because basic

knowledge of the system is required which can only be handled after

working with other tactic types. Don't try physical access unless

you're

sure you're acquaintant with victim's weaknesses enough. Take into

consideration that if you request for physical access and $she doesn't

grant it, the consequences will lead to a severe slow-down of the

whole

process.

 

Considerable note: You might wish to try some social engineering on her

friends or parents before actually taking any other action. That might

provide u with useful information on possible logic errors or known

weaknesses.

 

* * * Gaining root on the remote system * * *

 

Permissions of an ordinary user is entirely sufficient at the begining, tho

the next step is much more demanding: your aim now is to become a

super-user.

 

The most reliable way to do that is by exploring such vulnerabilities as

logic errors and weaknesses which you could locate in her source code while

spectating her behaviour (see the previous step).

 

--> When Buffer Overflow is a good choice to count on: consider a situation

when you cannot locate any weaknesses or compilation errors. In

such case,

check if $she does the check for input errors and how $she behaves at

receiving bigger amounts of data than $she can handle. Buffer Overflow

Usage: if $she seems to be able to handle "A", feed her with "A +

A^n".

This might lead to the confusion of the victim which you can use

for your

personal purposes (aka: shock her a little, then use it). Note: be

sure

"A + A^n" is less than "A + A^6", otherwise it can lead to kernel

panic

and the remote system might stop responding.

Buffer Overflow exploration might lead to a temporary hole in her

security

system.

 

--> Just after you've located a hole: fill it with *your* pre-written data

(aka: when you realize what she wants, *give* it to her. Or promise

you'll

give it later. Note that keeping promises is a nice, yet entirely

optional, thing).

[sillybob123]

wtf this is sooo random what is it on about :S i gave up reading halfway Edited September 29, 2008 by sillybob123♥

[Decatur]

i like the pickup lines =D

[SmokiestGrunl]

wtf this is sooo random what is it on about :S i gave up reading halfway

 

You need to know a bit about programing and systems otherwise this isn't going to make sense.

[Decatur]

i understand it cause i have IT/cisco for 90 minutes a day =D

[someGuyOnIbotmodz]

what...the....******..was....that....

[Gaming Royalty]

what...the....******..was....that....

 

 

It's a nerdy/programer way of how to pick up women.

[SmokiestGrunl]

Maybe I'll make a translation a bit later for all the noobies. Edited October 1, 2008 by SmokiestGrunl

[Xx Legacy xX]

Maybe I'll make a translation a bit later for all the noobies.

i ahte the word newbies because i hate when people grag when there good at something to too with computers or gming. It's sooo annnoying "I BEAT YOU AT A VIDEO" me> Wow really holly s***. Because this video is my life and i play it 24 7. I am aboout to cry.

[SmokiestGrunl]

you do now the real meaning for the word noobie don't you? Someone new. No need to go off your nut.

[Decatur]

A good one would be 'He has no security system/his anti-virus software is outdated' which could mean, hes easily accessable, easy to change.

[Xx Legacy xX]

you do now the real meaning for the word noobie don't you? Someone new. No need to go off your nut.

xD i hate the word its like a pet peeve

 

 

lol look how badly i typed, thats how i type when i am tired. but wee you guys in a few days heading off again.

[Dark Slipstream]

LOL MFAO WROF LAMF.

 

Explanation:

 

1) It tells you how the girl will check you out (in lamens terms, using programming code)

2) It says go ask her out, or attempt to (if you have the guts)

3) ... the relationship ...

4) The Deed. SI. - All I am allowed to say

[sowrd]

wtf this is sooo random what is it on about :S i gave up reading halfway

 

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