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Decaturs Joke of the Day *Rated 13+*


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So there were these two boys wandering around the woods in there backyards looking for a place to find a fort. They were walking when they heard the sound of a gentle stream. They walked closer and saw a woman naked bathing in the stream. So all of a sudden one of the boys takes off and sprints away. The second boy decides to follow his friend. When he caught him he asked why he bolted and he said.

"My mommy always tells me if i spy or see a naked woman that i would turn to stone."

His friend replied "Thats stupid...she made all of that up"

The first boy said "I dunno I felt something get hard so I ran away"

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