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Slidell Brigadier Grade 2

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My job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the people I work with:

 

First there is the supermodel wanna be chick. I'll give her credit, she's pretty ******* hot. But she's constantly fixing her hair and putting on make up. She's extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/wants/desires of anyone but herself. Plus she's dumb as a box of rocks, honestly I'm surprised she has enough brain power to breath.

 

The next chick the exact opposite. She's probably one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, yet she's here with us. But she's like -10 on a scale of one to ten. I'm not sure she showers more than once a week muchless shave. I think she's a lesbian.

 

Finally the jewel of the crowd is a stoner. I'm not talking like an occasional toker. This guy is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work. I doubt he's been sober in the last ten years. And he's only 22. He dresses like a freakin' beatnik throwback from the 1960's. To make it worse, he brings his huge ******' dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge dog. This thing usually walks around about half stoned from all the second hand smoke. Hell sometimes, I even think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry and requite multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King.

 

Anyways, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

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Lockon Commander Grade 2

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My job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the people I work with:

 

First there is the supermodel wanna be chick. I'll give her credit, she's pretty ******* hot. But she's constantly fixing her hair and putting on make up. She's extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/wants/desires of anyone but herself. Plus she's dumb as a box of rocks, honestly I'm surprised she has enough brain power to breath.

 

The next chick the exact opposite. She's probably one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, yet she's here with us. But she's like -10 on a scale of one to ten. I'm not sure she showers more than once a week muchless shave. I think she's a lesbian.

 

Finally the jewel of the crowd is a stoner. I'm not talking like an occasional toker. This guy is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work. I doubt he's been sober in the last ten years. And he's only 22. He dresses like a freakin' beatnik throwback from the 1960's. To make it worse, he brings his huge ******' dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge dog. This thing usually walks around about half stoned from all the second hand smoke. Hell sometimes, I even think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry and requite multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King.

 

Anyways, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

 

Sounds like a cartoon bro.Maybe you should give this dog a scooby snack

 

 

 

 

 

Mariya Recruit

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My first job was when I was 16 and I was a cashier at a grocery store. I loved it! I worked there for 2 years and quit a few months before grad to focus on my studies. I still miss it sometimes, at present I am a part time date entry operator.
Lockon Commander Grade 2

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Waiter

I take peoples orders and bring them to the kitchen. Once thats done I bring the food to them with a fake smile and give it to them and ask if they would like anything else.

 

Work clothes

Suit: White top and black trousers

connorss Corporal Grade 1

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My first job was when i was 12. it is still my first job.I work on a farm where i gotta walk around 50 ancores of strawberry's and pick them and weed the plants. After that i have to help bring the cows to the milk machine and bring them back after. Oh and i gotta some times work at their cash register when the dude who i think is a intense stoner is late.
Quinn Colonel Grade 3

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My first job was when i was 12. it is still my first job.I work on a farm where i gotta walk around 50 ancores of strawberry's and pick them and weed the plants. After that i have to help bring the cows to the milk machine and bring them back after. Oh and i gotta some times work at their cash register when the dude who i think is a intense stoner is late.

 

You aren't even 100% sure if your working there yet...?

connorss Corporal Grade 1

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You aren't even 100% sure if your working there yet...?

HOPEFULLY STFU. the day after i brought the comp they asked me to come work for a week. They said 90% hance becuase i live walking distance away

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gruntmods Commander Grade 2

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I am a computer lab proctor at my college.

 

basically i sit on my butt in a computer lab to make sure people aren't on porn.

 

easy job - easy money - time to do my homework - jealous?

YES, my job is crap. I hand out samples at the grocery store. As soon as the new bestbuy is built im working there.

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Ailee Recruit

Ailee

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I work in a bank as a customer relation executive. It’s an interesting job I feel lot more relax and always have the job satisfaction.

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