ITT We describe a games main story poorly.

[Slidell]

Fallout 3 - You escape a safe to try and find your father a professional water bottler who has a British accent even though the US has been cut off from Britain for centurys. You meet a black guy who tells you to fix the Washington monument Then he tells you, you have run to a boat and meet an old asian lady that has some vegetables. She tells you to go to the old water bottling plant and find your dads secret journal. His secret journal says he went to find hitler in the 112th safe. When you find your dad in 112th safe he's playing video games so you have to beat him so he'll come with you. Then you run back to the asian lady with the vegetables and go with them to the water bottling plant. But the plant is out of batterys so you have to change those. Then you have to get a plunger and unclog the toilet. When your doing that George Bush shows up and you have to get back to the main room of the water bottling plant and so you can see George Bush shoot a lady. Your dad turns the water machine into a big microwave and kills him self. You then have to escape with Jose the janitor bob the red headed angry guy asian lady and some other scientist. Jose has a heart attack and you have to save him or let him die. Then you meet the power rangers, they want you to find and kill gorge bush. You have to go to another safe to find a gecko, while your in the safe you find the hulk, he helps you get the gecko. But then Gorge Bush shows up and takes the gecko from you. When you wake up you're in some sort of fridge and you're in your underwear. Gorge Bush just finished rubbing one out. Some guy comes on the phone and tells Gorge Bush to let you out. And come meet him, you go up allot of stairs and meet the guy. But he's actually a calculator, with the personality of John Adams. He tells you to put some Gatorade in the water so that everyone good will feel better and everyone bad will die. Then you can convince him to blow up. When you go outside you see the hulk again, he has a big laser pointer. Then you go back to the power ranger base and attack Gorge Bush, Optimus Prime comes to help. You run across a bridge with the power rangers and Optimus Prime and when you get to the water bottling plant you have turn it on so the water can be bottled. But you have to kill yourself to do it. Edited July 13, 2010 by Slidell

[fattwam]

Fallout 3 Without DLC - YOU DIE

Fallout 3 With DLC - YOUR PARENTS DIE and you save the world

Halo 3 - Space man fighting dem aliens

Mass Effect - You can **** a white chick or a blue chick then do something else to save everyone iounno

GTA IV - YOUR BITCH OR COUSIN DIES!!!!!

 

[Lockon]

Shera, My witch - YOU HAVE SEX EVERYDAY!