The entire Major-General's Song as sung by Mordin Solus.

[Slidell]

I am the very model of a scientist Salarian... I've studied species turian, asari and batarian. I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology)

 

I'm also quite familiar, too, with matters dealing medicine. I'll diagnose and treat the galaxy's most sickly Quarian. I've cured most deadly plagues that brought populations to their knees... ....to their knees...bees, sees, fees...Got it! And I've learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan seeds!

 

And he's learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan seeds! And he's learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan seeds! And he's learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan seeds!

 

My xenosience studies range from urban to agrarian, Tuchanka, Illium, Omega, and those far more alien. In short in matters turian, asari, and batarian. I'm the very model of a scientist salarian.

 

In short in matters turian, asari, and batarian. He's the very model of a scientist salarian

 

I know numerous details of several species' chemistry. From elcor to the volus, from evolution to anatomy. Krogan reproduction, and the dextro-amino acid strains. Of which turians and quarians from their cells and organs bones and veins.

 

Humans are unique with their wide array of gene diversity. My research of Collector technology shook society. About beings' reaction to stress my knowledge remains precise. Those seeking support in intercourse, I can offer my advise.

 

Those seeking support in intercourse, he can offer his advise.

Those seeking support in intercourse, he can offer his advise.

Those seeking support in intercourse, he can offer his ad-his advise.

 

This wast supply of knowledge covers every living sapient. My brilliant hardened mind is virtually omniscient. In short in maters turian asari and batarian, I'm the very model of a scientist salarian

 

In short in maters turian asari and batarian, He's the very model of a scientist salarian

 

Beyond scientific expertise, I've also skills in combat. Killed people once with farm equipment, many other violent acts. One probably wouldn't tell from exterior appearance. In fact I'm quite familiar in subjects involving ordnance.

 

Though I've no trouble eliminating those I see as dangerous. I can't deny things I do are considered to be heartless. Ethics and morals in the past have proven somewhat conflicted...... conflicted, that's tricky...how about... But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which I am addicted!

 

But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which he is addicted!

But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which he is addicted!

But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which he is addict-addicted!

 

With my military past, I'll put a bullet in your head with ease. I've disposed of ruffians almost as frequently as disease. But still in matters turian asari and batarian I'm the very model of a scientist salarian

 

But still in matters turian asari and batarian He's the very model of a scientist salarian