Google VS Yahoo

[Grape soda]

Okay. As some of you know, there is a giant battle between Google and Yahoo. And yoday I decided to join it.

 

typed : "Why are"

 

Google: "Why are yawns contagious"

 

Yahoo: "Why are gas prices so high?"

 

You decide who is better and post your battles!!

[Pargy]

"Why do"

 

Google - "why do men have nipples"

 

Yahoo - "why do cats knead paws"

 

I think that one's a tie

[Quinn]

"How Do I"

Google: how do i love thee

Yahoo: how do i love thee

its a tie

[fattwam]

"why do all"

Google - why do all the black kids sit together in the cafeteria

Yahoo - why do all my teeth hurt

 

lol google epic win:yes

[lostmodz26]

"i like"

 

Google: i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur

Yahoo: i like to move it

 

Both fail.

Edited November 6, 2009 by lostmodz26

[Slidell]

"did the"

 

This was number 2 on google but to epic not to post Did the holocaust really happen.

 

Yahoo did the groundhog see his shadow

[Quinn]

"How Could They"

Google: how could they determine what the isolated gene did

Yahoo: Nothing???

Yahoo fail

[Quinn]

"Google"

Google: Google Maps

Yahoo: Google Maps

 

Well that one was no fun

[Randomrocket]

Why is

 

Google: (#2 but too funny not to post) why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

 

Yahoo: Why is the sky blue

 

Google wins

[lostmodz26]

" i touched"

 

Google: i touched my sister

Yahoo: i touched myself

 

Fail. Again.

[Quinn]

"I just"

Google: I just call you mine lyrics

Yahoo: I just died in your arms tonight

 

Yahoo wins cause that song is teh

first time I heard it was actually on GTA: Vice City. Pretty sexy song

[Randomrocket]

I typed: "Why do"

 

Google: "Why do men have nipples"

 

Yahoo: "Why do cats kneed paws"

 

Google wins