Halo 3 Jokes

[michael iz pro]

Yo Momma's so fat, she ordered Gravemind on the vegetable menu.

 

Yo Momma's so fat, she runs the same speed when she drops the oddball.

 

Yo Momma's so fat, she has to use the first X-Box controller.

 

Yo Momma's so fat, when she plays rumble pit, everyone else gets 100% accuracy.

 

Yo Momma's so fat, people don't need to zoom in to snipe her.

 

Yo Momma's so fat, she uses the flag as a toothpick.

 

Yo Momma's so fat, it would take all of the Halos being activated to starve her.

 

Yo Momma's so fat, when she gets the overshield, she is mistaken for the sun.

Yo Momma's so fat, she doesn't need a vehicle to get splatter medals.

 

Yo Momma's so ugly, the flood teammed up with her.

 

Yo Momma's so fat, she picked up an overshield and it said "One at a time, please."

Yo Momma's so fat, when she fell through the map, she killed the Guardians.

 

Yo Momma's so fat, she enters big team battle by herself.

 

Yo Momma's so fat, she has to grenade jump into bed.

 

Yo Momma's so ugly, she doesn't need the Grunt Birthday Party skull to make heads explode.

Mom: youre grounded

son: why? I wanna go play infection in real life

mom: i told you to stop throwing that bar around in the house

son: but David gets to play in the house

mom : David is a General. you are not. Now go to room before I make you go play SWAT on a European host

son: ewwwwwww.... i hate SWAT. Theres no AR

mom: I hate you so much....your father should have worn an overshield so you never would have been born.

son: =(

[Random1225]

I loled at some of them. I don't get this one. "Yo Momma's so fat, when she plays rumble pit, everyone else gets 100% accuracy." Edited October 10, 2009 by Random1225

[amcboi95]

I loled at some of them. I don't get this one. "Yo Momma's so fat, when she plays rumble pit, everyone else gets 100% accuracy."

 

They never miss a shot.

[Lockon]

oh god I cant stop laughing at the over shield one

[Slidell]

I lold pretty good at the guardians one.

[michael iz pro]

I lold pretty good at the guardians one.

 

lol i could imagine it in game aswell first to to make me crack were

 

1.Yo Momma's so fat, she has to use the first X-Box controller.

http://www.gaminggenerations.com/store/images/xbox_duke_controller.jpg

2. Yo Momma's so fat, when she fell through the map, she killed the Guardians.

listen to these ones

Yo mama so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.

 

Yo mama is so poor she ran after a garbage truck with a shopping list in her hand.

 

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked for a price check at a 99 cent store.

yo mama is so dumb she went to the cinema to watch a film they said sorry no under 18's so she grabbed 17 of her friends

your mum is so ugly freddie kruger had a nightmare about her

your mamma's so fat everytime she turns around it's her birthday

 

Yo mommas so fat when she steps on scales it shows her phone number.

 

You dont know a lifetime! Try walking around your mum

My Own

 

Have you ever tried walking around the world in 80 days just try walking around your mum once

 

Yesterday i saw your mum kicking a cardboard box i asked here what are you doing she said moving houses

Edited October 10, 2009 by kidhitman

[Lockon]

I got one

yo mama is so fat that halo couldnt surrpot her weight and activated all the other halo rings

[Slidell]

Your mother is so fat she probably has diabetes and other weight related issues.

[gruntmods]

Your mother is so fat she probably has diabetes and other weight related issues.

quite literal.

[gruntmods]

oops double post. Edited October 11, 2009 by gruntmods

[michael iz pro]

oops double post.

 

 

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg258/BrandonE1993/doubleposters2zs3dn5qo.gif

 

 

 

LOL

[michael iz pro]

Yo mama is so poor she ran after a garbage truck with a shopping list in her hand

http://www.psychologytoday.com/files/u107/shopping%20list.gif

lol thats very funny