Raptor Jesus or Chicago Ted?

[gruntmods]

They are both amazing, but which is better?

Raptor Jesus

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Chicago Ted

we were fighting infected all across the square

the scent of their blood was in the air

 

a witch in the courtyard gave us quite a scare

and things only got worse from there

 

when a hunter grabbed bill and thrashed him in twain

 

francis was hung by a smoker as he howled in pain

 

zoey with her pistol and took careful aim

she fired 2 shots, but it was all in vain

 

just then, when all hope had been burned and bled

the infected all scream and turned and fled

 

clothed in a flannel shirt blue black and red

came an angel of Badass, named Chicago Ted

 

with his twin shotguns a blazing, he slaughtered that horde

 

till he got bored of that, and switched to his sword

 

his cap coated in blood, while us he ignored

for the thrill of the hunt was his own reward

 

now he was no chuck norris, dont get me wrong

 

but ted could do this crap all day long

 

the survivors lept up and fought along

but ted would do this work for a song

 

with corpses piled as high as can be

Ol' ted lit a smoke, and howled with glee

 

as he used his sword to carve knotches you see

into his belt, a thousand times 53

 

as a tank round the corner, we filled up with dread

but he just laughed an shook his head

 

with a powerful holler the wild savior said

 

"NO ZOMBIE IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED!"

[SotG Caboose]

wat

[gruntmods]

wat

pick the more epic one.

[Happy Buddah]

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[Slidell]

Raptor Jesus,old meme is old.

 

Well old by meme standards.

Edited September 11, 2009 by Slidell

[gruntmods]

Raptor Jesus,old meme is old.

 

Well old by meme standards.

then how come no one voted for Chicago Ted?

[SotG Caboose]

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