Rogue Modder Posted July 9, 2009 Report Posted July 9, 2009 I r haz slips permisionz: xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:58:12): ibotmodz? Dark SIipstream (22:58:21): sure xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:50:00): i went to dinner with my gf right Dark SIipstream (22:50:03): ok xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:50:10): i said she looked nice xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:50:12): she said xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:50:24): NICE, only NICE. I spent ages getting ready and im just looking "nice". What is it, my boobs are to small? Im to short? My hair isn't long enough? You can't talk, if you eat all the shit you do, before long you'll be all fat and ugly and i'll have to get a new boyfriend and your be lonly. xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:50:49): i was like wtf xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:50:59): then she stormed back to our room xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:51:08): i went of to the beach for a walk xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:51:11): when i get back Dark SIipstream (22:51:15): lol xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:51:39): all my stuff from our room was in a pile on the floor in the living room xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:51:51): i was like >_> Dark SIipstream (22:52:13): lol xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:52:23): so i watch some TV xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:52:28): like an hour later xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:52:36): she comes out of the room behind me xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:52:52): in the most amazinf underware i have ever seen xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:52:57): and wispers to me xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:53:22): "im sorry, want to hear the truth? come with me to bed" xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:53:26): so i go with her xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:53:39): i find out her grandfather has cancer xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:53:56): and then she just does "the thing" to me xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:54:01): and im just like Dark SIipstream (22:54:11): lol Dark SIipstream (22:54:22): i should get around to deleteing our chat logs soon Dark SIipstream (22:54:23): lol xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:54:24): i was like "score" xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:54:27): haha Dark SIipstream (22:54:31): this is like Dark SIipstream (22:54:34): text kiddie-porn xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:54:41): lmao
Rogue Modder Posted July 9, 2009 Author Report Posted July 9, 2009 this is posted for slips responce, i posted the hole thing so you can infact get a feel for it.
Dark Slipstream Posted July 9, 2009 Report Posted July 9, 2009 lol, it was funny when I thought about it
Slidell Posted July 10, 2009 Report Posted July 10, 2009 It would have been cooler if her grandfather had been hit in the head with a tire,or hit in the head with a tire iron. 1
Decatur Posted July 11, 2009 Report Posted July 11, 2009 Welp. that's the biggest ******** I've read all day.
iBotPeaches Posted July 11, 2009 Report Posted July 11, 2009 I hope someone has an ounce of respect for themselves. You don't have to dump your real life stories true or fake to us. If anything this is off topic. Otherwise, funny story.
Rogue Modder Posted July 11, 2009 Author Report Posted July 11, 2009 delete this. Seamed more funny at the time.
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