Government

[Dataanti]

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. The lord of the manor takes 90% of their milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and then sells you the milk.

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you to take care of them, and you share the milk.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take of them, but the government takes all the milk.

TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and then denies they ever existed.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

MILITARISM: You have two cows. The government takes and drafts you.

 

CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Soon you have a hundred cows and a local monopoly that lets you charge whatever you like for the milk.

[T3A guy]

I'll take the last one please.

[SotG Caboose]

#3

[Justrec]

#3, but I was staring at the last for awhile.. -.-

[Dark Slipstream]

:S, the last one is supposed to tempt you into wanting it............................................................................

 

 

 

 

it worked. I pick the last one!

[PREPPY DIABLO]

last please

[T3A guy]

Actually, if I was the leader I would take 7.

[Pargy]

#3

 

Socialism is not a bad thing, its about being nice to people and not just ripping them the **** off and taking all their money...

Capitalism is about greed.

 

...but there are good and bad sides to both

[Decatur]

Communism guys, Communism.

 

it's not bad on paper.

[blacklabelfosho]

lol you forgot something on #3

 

you have two cows. govt takes 60% of whatever milk you make and then you get to share whats left with all the other people around you who don't have any cows

[Slidell]

I'ma communist

[Xx Legacy xX]

Legacyism: WE EAT THE COWS THEN THE GOVERNMENT KILLS US AHHH