iTzoODavidOo Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 Ie: Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. , Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. , I soiled my pants can i get into yours?. Now post yours NAO, and ill decide on the best. 1
PREPPY DIABLO Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 My name is [inset Name Here]. Ex: My name is Jimmy Greissinger.
Justrec Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 Are you from tenesee? Because You're the only Ten I see. Are you Jamaican? Because Ja Makin Me crazy.
Pargy Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 Do you like penis? because i have one. That works for dudes too.
iTzoODavidOo Posted June 9, 2009 Author Report Posted June 9, 2009 My body is wonderland. Now explore it. Epic.
0xidium Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 Hello mam, how would you like to come back to my place and engage in sexual intercourse with me?
0xidium Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 Do you like penis? because i have one. That works for dudes too.Btw I seriously just lol'd in rl.
lostmodz26 Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 Hello mam, how would you like to come back to my place and engage in sexual intercourse with me? I asked a guy that and he was like.. "OMG!!!! COME TOO MY ***INN HOUSE NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dataanti Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 you like jumping on pogo stix??? why dont you try mine, it has extra bounce
Decatur Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 You: You got a boyfriend?Her: Yeah, I don't know what to say...You: You could say the position is filled, but your looking for an upgrade.
Random1225 Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
ImaGonnaGetYou Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 Do you like penis? because i have one. That works for dudes too. http://www.afternoonespresso.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/i-find-this-humerus1.jpg
Slidell Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 *Lick finger place on girl* Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
Korupt Data Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 if i said i liked your body would you hold it against me?
TheEazyB Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 Lol has anyone used one of these lines and had success?
Slidell Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 No,I'd only use mine if I were in the mood for a hard slap in the face.
Korupt Data Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 Lol has anyone used one of these lines and had success?i get ***** everyday with these ;]
Slidell Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 Bitch make me a sandwich Your doing it wrong,Bitch make me a grilled cheese.
T3A guy Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 Bitch make me a sandwich45 years ago that would have worked.
SmokiestGrunl Posted June 9, 2009 Report Posted June 9, 2009 I shit my pants, can I get in yours? Is that a mirror in your pants cause I see myself in them.
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