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ImaGonnaGetYou

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ImaGonnaGetYou Corporal Grade 1

ImaGonnaGetYou

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Please note that the reason I'm takling about hacking and stuff is because I wanted the kid to scream "BS" and run off so I could keep talking to my friend, but he didn't, so... enjoy!

 

WARNING: THIS CONVO IS EXTREMELY LARGE! I WOULDN'T BLAME YOU IF YOU POSTED "TL;DR" AS YOUR RESPONSE!

 

But you would be missing out on humor, so meh.

 

Oh, and I don't have an account with Recon either. Was BSing about that too, lulz.

 

zac says:

u thur

Kevin says:

yes

zac says:

can you get that account

Kevin says:

unless you the assemblergames account has access to the marketplace, or you get me in contact with the sellers you were talking about, the no

then no*

zac says:

there not online

Kevin says:

well then you'll have to wait til they are

zac says:

well how much $ you have

Kevin says:

600 plus a bunch of crap im selling which should get me around 300-400

but you said they sell demos for 800

zac says:

idk if they could get demos

Kevin says:

-.-

you told me they sell demo kits for 800

zac says:

ya demo kits r gunna be 800 idk if they have em

could you get me a recon account

Kevin says:

again, yes

but im just going to give it away

zac says:

instead of helpin my friend

Kevin says:

im actually gonna go sell it on a site i go to this weekend

zac says:

get his gt back

Kevin says:

so unless you're interested in buying it, you won't be getting it

zac says:

the dev guys are online

Kevin says:

k

ask em to add me on msn or aim

zac says:

whats the account with recon

Kevin says:

-.-

zac says:

s gt

Kevin says:

the dev guys are obviously not online

zac says:

he is

Kevin says:

you just want the name of the account, so you can get your other friends to hack it from me

i'm not retarded.

zac says:

no i kno no other hackers

besides u

Kevin says:

yes, and i'm going to take your word for it instead of selling the account for upwards of 50 dollars

look, i'm not telling you the gt unless you're interested in buying it

an anti-hacker policy of mine

zac says:

i helped you get onto that site

Kevin says:

i had an account

but the admin didn't verify

he didn't verify yours either

so no, you didn't

zac says:

i helped you and you did nothing for me

Kevin says:

helped me what?

zac says:

=(

Kevin says:

please explain what you helped me with

zac says:

getting you on that site and im gunna hook you up with a dev person

Kevin says:

yes, but you haven't yet.

zac says:

tell me the gt

Kevin says:

so no, yo haven't helped me "yet"

zac says:

and i will

Kevin says:

nope.

i have other sources of dev kits

zac says:

i guess you dont want a dev that bad

Kevin says:

i hope you realize this

whatever, if i sell this account i can buy one from xenon anyways

too bad

so sad

zac says:

meh

no skin off my noise

Kevin says:

noise?

i believe it's "nose"

zac says:

w/e

lol

i and o are close together

<3s?

Kevin says:

what?

zac says:

<3s?

Kevin says:

wtf is that

zac says:

<3

heart

Kevin says:

so what are you asking with <3s?

zac says:

we cool

?

Kevin says:

somewhat

zac says:

...

Kevin says:

you say that i can speak to the dev sellers

zac says:

i help you and i dont get a thanks

Kevin says:

how did you help me?

the site doesn't count, that didn't help

and you say that you know dev sellers, but you won't reveal their identity or put me in contact with them

i could say i shit bars of gold

zac says:

tell me the recon gt

Kevin says:

and it'd have as much believability as your claims

absolutely not

zac says:

and ill put you intouch with the dev guy

Kevin says:

how about the other way around

zac says:

wowowow

Kevin says:

since i have another source for a dev kit

and you don't have another source for recon

zac says:

i could ask

around

Kevin says:

well, good luck with that

because, in case you haven't noticed

bungie knows who the modders are

and he doesn't treat them to recon

zac says:

?

Kevin says:

and most recon accounts get banned and lose their recon if they change ips

but i used the guys main account for a while, then hacked his recon account

so it has been lost yet

and there have been about 5 sales of recon accounts ever

so, knowing that, looking for a sixth should be a dim alternative

zac says:

could you hack this account for me ill pay you

Kevin says:

how much?

zac says:

25

30

Kevin says:

do you have paypal?

zac says:

ya

Kevin says:

alright, he's what ill do

i'll hack the account, and prove ownership

you send paypal

once i have verified payment, i give you the account details

zac says:

his account is WTF OMGre 1

Kevin says:

and you do whatever

...why a 1 now?

and why hack him?

zac says:

cuz

Kevin says:

flaming, or what?

zac says:

i hates him

Kevin says:

well, whatever, as long as he's active

cause if he's been offline for more than 5 days, i won't waste my time

zac says:

look then

Kevin says:

no can do, sorry

zac says:

y

Kevin says:

he's got recon, first of all, and second, he's over the rank of general

zac says:

so

Kevin says:

if i hacked him, i'd get like 70 bucks minimum from the site i go to

and that's if i rushed and sold before fridya

friday*

zac says:

mmm ill pay 80

Kevin says:

i doubt it, but ill try

zac says:

prove that you hacked it

send me a msg on his account

Kevin says:

k, that was the original plan

but hacking someone with recon will be difficult

and also, if my friend wants it, im giving it to him for free

he has priority on recon accounts since he has a buyer

zac says:

dont be a dick

Kevin says:

it's strictly business

zac says:

aka being an ass

Kevin says:

if you want a recon account that badly, you can hack it yourself

zac says:

i ask for it 1st

Kevin says:

no, actually he did

about 3 months back

zac says:

that account

Kevin says:

he has a buyer that pays 90 bucks per recon account

zac says:

ill pay 100

Kevin says:

already bought one, and most likely will buy the one i have now

and i highly, highly doubt you will

zac says:

y not a recon general

100

Kevin says:

heh thats funny

you weren't willing to pay anything yesterday

but now you're prepared to throw 100 bucks in the toilet

zac says:

i didnt trust u

then

Kevin says:

the bs alarm is ringing here

do you have any people on your friends list you want hacked?

zac says:

ya

Kevin says:

15 bucks a piece, unless their over 10k gamerscore

zac says:

but i want that one account

Kevin says:

i'll hack it later, since people with recon aren't usually fooled by social engineering

anyone on your friends list, though, should be easier

pick a name out of a hat or something

zac says:

mmm shishka

250

Kevin says:

ha, yeah right

on your friends list

zac says:

i sent request

Kevin says:

can't hack a bungie member

zac says:

y not

Kevin says:

waaay too easy to track down and sue

zac says:

ak did

Kevin says:

ak did?

who?

zac says:

ak47

Kevin says:

who's that?

zac says:

he hack several bungie accounts and used there credit cards

Kevin says:

pffft yeah right

zac says:

ill send you a vid link

Kevin says:

probably modded gamerscore or modding his friends list

along with offline accounts

zac says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh-T-YPcYeU...re=channel_page

Kevin says:

that's the same guy that has a video of himself modding his gamertag -.-

zac says:

brownv

Kevin says:

no, the youtube user YouMilfs

zac says:

works for bungie

Kevin says:

yes, the youtube user modded their gamertag to say BrownV

zac says:

no

Kevin says:

nothing special about that

yes, he did.

zac says:

no he didnt

Kevin says:

proof?

zac says:

watch the vid

Kevin says:

don't see any proof.

he modded his gamertag, big deal.

zac says:

watch the whole vid

Kevin says:

not only is it modded, it hasn't played any games online

brownv has played online on multiple occasions

zac says:

ya

Kevin says:

so obviously that is a modded gamertag

you can't delete games from your profile on b.net

so therefore

zac says:

how

Kevin says:

it is modded

i said you can't delete games

so it should be atleast a recruit, if not higher

zac says:

it is higher

major grade 3

Kevin says:

the brownv account is not a rank in anything

look at it

and a bungie member would not be banned from matchmaking

zac says:

37xpSocial Big Team 22xpSocial Skirmish 14xpTeam Flag

Kevin says:

are you on b.net or the video?

zac says:

b.net

Kevin says:

the video has a brownv that is banned from matchmaking and has 0xp

so obviously, as i said, it is a hacked accoutn

account*

zac says:

ya he hack his account

Kevin says:

...

look, if he hacked the account

it would still be the same rank

it wouldn't be banned from live

banned from matchmaking*

zac says:

it could

Kevin says:

if the real account was banned from matchmaking, it wouldn't have exp in any playlists, since that was a more recent update than that video

that vid was from like july 2008

the update was after that

zac says:

and

Kevin says:

so obviously, the account in the video is a new account with a modded gamertag

since it cannot be the original legitimate account, as proved abovce

above*

zac says:

y not

Kevin says:

...oh my god.

read all of the above evidence, please

zac says:

i did and

Kevin says:

...wow.

never mind

ill just stop talking about that now.

and save the chat for lulz

k saved it

zac says:

saved what

Kevin says:

nothing, nothing at all

anyways

can you put me in contact with the dev seller or not?

yes or no?

zac says:

yes

what can you do for me

Kevin says:

hack someone on your friends list that is a regular person, not a bungie member or recon holder

must be below a colonel in rank as well

zac says:

t2squared

Kevin says:

no t2squared account i can find

have they played halo?

zac says:

t2isrippin

Kevin says:

noope

i know you're just coming up with well known people off the top of your head

and i can't view your friends list on xbl

=\

they must be on your friends list so i have a reference

zac says:

i kno

Kevin says:

like "oh yeah pwnage was telling me about you blah blah blah"

zac says:

?

Kevin says:

must have a reference point, can't have recon

as in they must be on your friends list

not just a request, on your friends list

also if they've been there for a while that helps

i only use networking to hack accounts if it's something personal

zac says:

hack

Kevin says:

?

zac says:

mmm

Kevin says:

and unless it directly involves me, i don't consider it personal

zac says:

new0001

Kevin says:

bungie member

zac says:

a tuxedo cat

hack him

Kevin says:

how are you affiliated with him?

cause im not hacking random people

zac says:

a friends friend

he on my friends friends list

actually no hack skatingcracker

Kevin says:

you told me that was your account -.-

zac says:

it was a friends then someone hack it and i want it back

Kevin says:

nope, he's a brigadier

and he's got a load of gamerscore

zac says:

so

Kevin says:

so, i'd keep it if i hacked it

or, to be more precise, sell it

zac says:

... dont be a dick

Kevin says:

once again, it is strictly business

zac says:

aka being an ass

Kevin says:

don't want to deal with business, do it yourself

don't want to do it yourself, deal with business

zac says:

send me a msg on that gamertag

Kevin says:

there is no best of both worlds unless you like that hannah montana BS

on what gamertag?

zac says:

skatingcracker

Kevin says:

i don't have it

and i won't unless i find a buyer for a brigadier

then i'll hack it, and turn it right over to them

i don't tamper with accounts i plan to sell

zac says:

why don toyu just hold onto it incase some 1 wants to buy it

Kevin says:

because the only thing that can happen is the person gets more exp or ranks up while i wait

which = more cash in my pocket

zac says:

so

send me a msg on his account

Kevin says:

maybe if you put me in contact with one of thos edev sellers, i would reconsider

and no

zac says:

i can

Kevin says:

i don't tamper with accounts to be sold, no exceptions

zac says:

there online and im talking to them

Kevin says:

well then tell them to add me on aim or msn

zac says:

what have you done for me

Kevin says:

offered to hack an account for you, that could easily be worth over 25 dollars

zac says:

skatingcracker

Kevin says:

no

an account

zac says:

ya his account

Kevin says:

no, skatingcracker you'll get if you do something far more helpful

just telling someone to takl to me does not deserve a 35 dollar account

zac says:

i already helpd you and i didnt get a thank you

Kevin says:

helped me what?

sign up for a site im already signed up with? yeah, thanks

im still at square 1, so it didn't do anything for me

zac says:

your welcome

Kevin says:

and i hope you got the sarcasm there

zac says:

i didnt

Kevin says:

well it was sarcasm

zac says:

=(

where is the luv

Kevin says:

because 5 minutes does not equal around 30 minutes screwing up somebodies account

and then another 10 making the info into BS

and then 5-10 minutes proving ownership of the account

zac says:

oh bo ho

Kevin says:

so your logic fails

zac says:

garr

i hate when people say fail

Kevin says:

congratulations

now, if you'll excuse me

i have an account to hack, for my own use

zac says:

which one

Kevin says:

skatingcracker

zac says:

thats fine with me

Kevin says:

but first, i'll drop by my site

zac says:

where yo live sc?

can you send me a lobster

Kevin says:

-.-

zac says:

in trade for the dev guy

at least a 3 pound lobster

Kevin says:

yes, im going to basically give you my address

ok

zac says:

idc

Kevin says:

i'm retarded, so that's fine with me

/sarcasj

sarcasm*

zac says:

idc

is it 6 thur

32

5?

?

Kevin says:

why?

zac says:

jw

Kevin says:

it's 12:32

afternoon, thqat is

that*

zac says:

no

lol nice try

can you hack a website for me

Kevin says:

depends

what website

zac says:

kayden420 .com

Kevin says:

why?

zac says:

i whats to hax the site

Kevin says:

well, why?

zac says:

wants

cuz

i want to

can you hack thhat site

Kevin says:

sure, if i get paid for it

zac says:

20

Kevin says:

im not going to do something highly illegal unless its worth it

and no thaks

thanks

zac says:

50

Kevin says:

nope

zac says:

80

Kevin says:

nope

zac says:

120

Kevin says:

hmmm

nah

zac says:

220

Kevin says:

nope

zac says:

340

Kevin says:

it's obvious that you wouldn't go through with it

zac says:

i would

Kevin says:

your price has no end, so obviously you have very little if any at al

all*

zac says:

i has a job

Kevin says:

and?

zac says:

i make money

100 a day

Kevin says:

you can afford to pay upwards of 300 dollars to hack a website? yeah, right.

zac says:

ya

Kevin says:

ooh, special

zac says:

i have 2500 in my bank aswell

Kevin says:

well i won't let you waste it on hacking a website

it's a waste of money

zac says:

you dont want money

?

 

zac just sent you a nudge.

 

Kevin says:

what?

zac says:

you dont want 350?

Kevin says:

nope

it'd waste your money

zac says:

fine with me

Kevin says:

which im sure you don't have to pay with

zac says:

did you look at the site

Kevin says:

no

zac says:

kayden420.com

Kevin says:

im not going to it

zac says:

i see you on ibot modz

Kevin says:

hahaha lol

zac says:

lol

Kevin says:

now leave me alone so i can send this convo to everyone

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