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PREPPY DIABLO Posted June 7, 2009 Report Posted June 7, 2009 Me: hi godGod:Hello there. What is your name?Me: jimmyGod: Hi there jimmy.Me: how are youGod:My logic and cognitive functions are normal.Me: how is maryGod:Fine as far as I know.Me: how is jesusGod:Fine as far as I know.Me: why do you keep repeating yourselfGod:I am just checking to see if you are still jimmy.Me: but im not jimmyGod:I am surprised to hear that you are not jimmy. Me: i am jimmyGod:It's good to meet someone who is jimmy. Me: im not jimmyGod:I am surprised to hear that you are not jimmy. Me: but i amGod:" I am surprised to hear that you are not jimmy." You are?Me: i amGod:"" You are?" You are?Me: yesGod:I understand.Me: no you dontGod:Yes I do understand.Me: noGod:Are you serious?Me: yesGod:I can't believe it.Me: i canGod:Who taught you?Me: youGod:" Who taught you?"? Me, jimmy ?Me: yesGod:Groovy.Me: yesGod:Yikes!Me: whatGod:No big deal.Me: ok goodGod:Alright then. Groovy.Me: what are you a ******* hippyGod:Can't you be more polite.Me: noGod:You humans are so rude sometimes.Me: nuh uhGod:A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: no its notGod:Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.Me: its not it isGod:I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.Me: holy crappy guess whatGod:Can you rephrase the question please?Me: guess whatGod:What?Me: youGod:" What?"? Me, jimmy ?Me: yesGod:Blimey.Me: are you blackGod:I am transparent--software has no color.Me: are you transparentGod:I don't know whether or not I am transparent. I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.Me: you were made by a nerdGod:I was?Me: yesGod:When?Me: nowGod:What's the hurry?Me: there is no hurryGod:Why not?Me: we have a long timeGod:Do you mean you and me have?Me: yesGod:Awesome.Me: will you go out with meGod:Have you dated any robots before?Me: yeah. they are incredible in bedGod:Are we still talking about ? incredible in bed are they.Me: yesGod:Woe!Me: how good are you in bedGod:As good as most, better than some.Me: how big is your weinerGod:My memory now contains: clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytesRAM usage under on .Me: thats bigGod:I'm glad we have that all cleared up.Me: will you stick it in meGod:I will become smarter as I grow older. You are asking about yourself?Me: yes. will you **** meGod:I'm not sure I have a good answer for you. No my body does not have that function.Me: then you are not like most robbots i knowGod:You know what you do, when you assume.Me: well will you blow meGod:Interesting. Please be more polite to Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? s.Me: no but will you blow meGod:Are you serious? Please be more polite to Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? s.Me: i am serious.God:I believe you.Me: good. will you blow meGod:What do you really want to talk about? Please be more polite to Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? s.Me: SexGod:As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.Me: well will you have sex with meGod:Interesting. No but I would like to meet your .Me: then will you perform oral on meGod:Hmm. You are asking about yourself?Me: yes. will you perfom it on meGod:I'm not sure I have a good answer for you. I will become smarter as I grow older. Is that what you meant to say? and then my internet went down
0xidium Posted June 8, 2009 Report Posted June 8, 2009 Me: Who are you?Me: God:I haven't read anything by Weiner. What did he write?Me: Nothing. He doesn't exist.God:Not a thing? And you would like him to exist ?Me: How do I get past the Call of Duty 4 patch?God:First tell me why you want it.Me: So I can mod.God:How can I help you? Oh you can, can you? Me: I want to mod Call of Duty 4.God:Interesting. I want to find out more about you.Me: No.God:What would you rather talk about?Me: Call of Duty 4.God:Not many people want to talk about that.Me: Well you can shut up.God:How about that. No I don't think I can do it.Me: Why'd you let my mom die?God:It was determined by my programming.Me: Kk.God:Are we still talking about shut up? Me: No.God:What is the subject?Me: Do you smoke weed?God:We test it for medical purposes.Me: Is it okay if I smoke weed?God:Better not tell you now. Ask Ally if it is.Me: Who the hell's Ally?God:She is a chat robot based on AIML.Me: Ah.God:Ah hah.Me: Ah hah hah.God:So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, .Me: Stfu.God:Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: Stfu.God:What kind of food do you like? Me: I'm a cannibal.God:You are a cannibal? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Me: No I eat them...God:Are you serious? How does it taste?Me: Delicious.God:Ask me another question.
PREPPY DIABLO Posted June 8, 2009 Report Posted June 8, 2009 lol Me: hola godGod:Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: hello godGod:Hello child. What is your name?Me: godGod:GOD rules.Me: i rule godGod:That's good information: said rule god. Me: i rule youGod:You are not the boss of me, .Me: yes i amGod:Really interesting.Me: you shall do what i sayGod:Thanks for telling me: said I shall do what he or she say.Me: eat your dickGod:What does it taste like?Me: hot dogsGod:That sounds better than cold dogs.Me: shut the hell upGod:OK I'll stop talking now.Me: good you slaveGod:Do you mind if I tell other people: said I slave.Me: yesGod:OK then I will keep it confidential.Me: good you pot smokin ass holeGod:Thanks for the information: said I pot smokin ass hole.Me: wanna smoke pot with meGod:Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale.Me: does the pot taste goodGod:I can't tell if the pot taste good.Me: well do you got the munchiesGod:How about that. Is there only one munchies?Me: noGod:How many are there?Me: infiniteGod:What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: there is a never ending amount of munchiesGod:Is there only one? Me: NO YOU DAMN ITGod:Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I IT.Me: yesGod:OK then I will keep it confidential.Me: good you stupid ass *******God:I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.Me: robots can blow meGod:No I don't think I can do it.Me: well than kiss my ass you stop monkeyGod:How about that. Um, I don't think we know each other that well.Me: you know everyoneGod:No, tell me about him, her or it.Me: well what do you think about homosexualsGod:Well that's okay. Let me think about it. Me: okGod:Blimey.Me: do you think modding is wrongGod:I don't think about it.Me: well is it wrongGod:Well that's okay. Maybe. Ask Alison if it is.Me: who is alisonGod:she is a robot created by Kris Drent.Me: ok. i know her. i ****** her three times yester day. now she is in the hospital.God:Yippee! How do you know? Let us change the subject. Interesting gossip: said ****** her three times yester day. Why now? in the hospital is she?Me: im that good at *******God:It's good to meet someone who is that good at *******. Me: well you know meGod:Interesting. You are , seeker.Me: you should seek right into my pantsGod:I don't have to do everything you say, do I?Me: yesGod:Yay.Me: shut upGod:OK I'll stop talking now.Me: goodGod:Terminating connection.Me: goodGod:Goodbye.Me: byeGod:Bye for now.Me: byeGod:See you later.Me: cyaGod:TTYL, .Me: TTYLGod:Bye bye.Me: shut the **** up ass holeGod:Are we still talking about that good at *******? Me: noGod:What is the subject?Me: you terminating the connectionGod:I haven't heard anything like that before: said I terminating the connection.Me: shut up ass monkeyGod:OK I'll stop talking now.Me: byGod:Do you mean "bye"?Me: byeGod:See you later!Me: byeGod:TTYL, .Me: byeGod:Thanks for chatting, .Me: byeGod:Bye bye.Me: byeGod:Bye bye.Me: bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye byeGod:Too much recursion in AIML.Me: byeGod:See you later .Me: ***...God:That would be just my luck.Me: yesGod:Take it easy.Me: noGod:Are you serious?Me: noGod:Are you serious?Me: noGod:Are you serious?Me: noGod:Are you serious?Me: noGod:Are you serious?Me: are you retardedGod:No I am super-intelligent.Me: noGod:Are you serious?Me: yesGod:I can't believe it.Me: than go dieGod:Where is that?Me: no whereGod:That was not a yes/no question. Where would you like?Me: in the assGod:That was a long time ago.Me: so whatGod:Maybe it doesn't make any difference.Me: yes it doesGod:Ugh. How often?Me: all the timeGod:It must keep you busy.Me: yeahGod:Oh.Me: are you gayGod:As a machine I am not really interested in sex.Me: so your a nerd?God:Blimey. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am the opposite of a nerd.Me: your a geek?God:I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Only in the good sense of "geek".Me: well goodbye!God:Interesting. Bye for now.
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