Pargy Posted April 13, 2009 Report Posted April 13, 2009 (edited) Okay, this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some dancing chimp ********, I mean a ******* orangutan. Dont ask me how you're gonna get a ******* orangutan, because thats not my problem.So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are named Clyde. I dont know why that is, its just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and your friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Everytime someone says something witty you high-five the oragutan. The Town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "you used to date the guy with the orangutan?:, "why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling. "i'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna go out sometime?""Geez, I dunno; me and Clyde were going to a monster truck race tonight (orangutans love monster trucks); In fact the whole social calendar seems kinda full. I tell you what> I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeez you in. Oh, well, you know my number dont be a stra---Hey, look at the time! i gotta go, Clyde's making Mojitoes." At this point you have the upper hand, you can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life, But if your smart you slowly phase her back in. You're IM-ing, you get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady bunch Edited April 13, 2009 by xpargas
Quinn Posted April 13, 2009 Report Posted April 13, 2009 It didn't work, I lost money on the orangutan and my ex slapped me
Jeehs Posted April 15, 2009 Report Posted April 15, 2009 (edited) It didn't work, I lost money on the orangutan and my ex slapped me Then who's ur ex Bichy Spears? Edited April 15, 2009 by Jeehs
Slidell Posted April 16, 2009 Report Posted April 16, 2009 (edited) 4chan /b/ I have that pic somewhere,brb No find. Edited April 16, 2009 by GMOF Slidell♥
Pargy Posted April 16, 2009 Author Report Posted April 16, 2009 4chan /b/ I have that pic somewhere,brb ya i know, i was just bored so i typed the whole thing
Happy Buddah Posted April 16, 2009 Report Posted April 16, 2009 does orange juice work? its made from orangutans
Jeehs Posted April 17, 2009 Report Posted April 17, 2009 Sparrgy, now can u tell us how to get rid of one? (Fat chick likes me, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
Slidell Posted April 17, 2009 Report Posted April 17, 2009 Sparrgy, now can u tell us how to get rid of one? (Fat chick likes me, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) Carry around salad,duh.
Pargy Posted April 17, 2009 Author Report Posted April 17, 2009 Carry around salad,duh. ololololololololol
Jeehs Posted April 17, 2009 Report Posted April 17, 2009 Carry around salad,duh. Thats doesnt work, the reason she's huge is because she a vaccum she eats anything, even.... even Spinage!
Slidell Posted April 17, 2009 Report Posted April 17, 2009 Thats doesnt work, the reason she's huge is because she a vaccum she eats anything, even.... even Spinage! http://i309.photobucket.com/albums/kk390/Cheereos/fucktheharpoons.jpg
lostmodz26 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Posted April 17, 2009 Wow I tried this and it didnt work!!****!! I got dumped!!!
Jeehs Posted April 17, 2009 Report Posted April 17, 2009 http://i309.photobucket.com/albums/kk390/Cheereos/fucktheharpoons.jpg SHe may eat that too.
Pargy Posted April 17, 2009 Author Report Posted April 17, 2009 SHe may eat that too. Jeehs, you may have to slap a ***** Women are supposed to cook food, not eat it all
Jeehs Posted April 17, 2009 Report Posted April 17, 2009 (edited) Jeehs, you may have to slap a ***** Women are supposed to cook food, not eat it all Tell her that.... I already know, ( now u look down and thank god ur a male). Edited April 17, 2009 by Jeehs
0xidium Posted April 20, 2009 Report Posted April 20, 2009 Jeehs, you may have to slap a ***** Women are supposed to cook food, not eat it all:''''''''''') LMFAO.
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