Denoseentek Posted March 19, 2009 Report Posted March 19, 2009 Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere. A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.Patient: How much will it cost?Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! http://www.westcoastpayday.com/payday-loans.gif Here is another one: Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower. The last one: A trial is in progress in the court room.Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector. Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
Korupt Data Posted March 19, 2009 Report Posted March 19, 2009 Welcome to Ibotmodz!!! The joke were alright, but please post this kind of stuff in the off-topic section, kk?
T3A guy Posted March 19, 2009 Report Posted March 19, 2009 I kindof LOLed. BTW I reported for it to be moved to off topic.
SotG Caboose Posted March 19, 2009 Report Posted March 19, 2009 Ur Ub3r 1337 H000m3r sk1lz wi11 h4lp u$ m0d??!111?!!!
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