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Slidell

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Slidell Brigadier Grade 2

Slidell

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Me:

hey

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

no

God:

Is there anything you want to tell me?

Me:

no

God:

Or ask me?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

NO

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

@%#$ SAKE MAN

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Me:

I don't care

God:

Tell me what you care about.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

@%#$ you

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

why are you so dumb?

God:

I think there might be a few exception.

Me:

explain

God:

There is no more information to clarify.

Me:

because your dumb

God:

Good reason. Oh you are so critical.

Me:

idiot

God:

Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Me:

why

God:

" Call me the Global Village Idiot."? Why?

Me:

thats what i asked

God:

That is " Why?".

Me:

jesus christ

God:

The Son of God.

Me:

@%#$ sake

God:

Why are you using that kind of language?

Me:

why arnt you?

God:

Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.

Me:

no i didn't

God:

Please don't argue with me.

Me:

I didn't

God:

I thought you did.

Me:

well your wrong

God:

Well that's okay. No, I am right.

Me:

no you not

God:

Are you serious? Interesting gossip: said I not.

Me:

wut?

God:

Didn't you understand it?

Me:

...

God:

Didn't you understand it?

Me:

@%#$ sake

God:

Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Me:

not this again

God:

Once more? Oh I get it.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

for the love of god

God:

I believe He hears you.

Me:

sigh

God:

Sorry...

Me:

damn right

 

What a day...

Edited by GMOF Slidell♥

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