I'm a diva

[Decatur]

So is God

 

Me:

Are you a diva?

God:

Am I a diva? Yes.

Me:

Cool, I am too.

[T3A guy]

Is this in that online flash program where you talk to god?

[Decatur]

Me:

wanna do me?

God:

OK, I will do you.

Me:

are you a pedo?

God:

Am I a pedo? Yes.

[iKhaosmaster]

Are using the chat on my domain? http://khaosmaster.cn/chatwithgod/ Edited January 31, 2009 by khaosmaster

[Dataanti]

I had a little chat with god and it turned he is a retard

 

Me:
do you fart
God:
I do not have any digestive functions.
Me:
do you make out  with fat chicks
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
o well SUCK IT UP BUTTER CUP!!
God:
How about that.  I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
wat cant belive ur stupid
God:
Quite a lot of things.
Me:
WAT??? u r a rEtArD!
God:
Are you confused?   Thanks for telling me:  said I r a rEtArD.
Me:
!!!! i am confused now
God:
Right now?  What is it that confuses you?
Me:
you
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
yup
God:
Next question?
Me:
do you were socks and sandels
God:
No I do not  were socks and sandels. Do you? 
  I spend all my time online.
Me:
no but wat does socks and sandels hav anything to do with you spending time online?
God:
Are you serious?  What do you think  it does?
Me:
?
God:
Are you serious?  What do you think  it does?
Me:
???
God:
Are you serious?  What do you think  it does?
Me:
idk
God:
I didn't even know it can.
Me:
wat can?
God:
Have you tried another program? 
Me:
um to do wat?
God:
Alright then.  I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
well you cant cause you are a retard!
God:
Well that's okay.  Someone said I should  cause I am a retard.
Me:
lol i cant talk to you any more you are to RETARDED
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  What is stopping you?
Me:
nothing NOW BY
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
I SAID BYE!!!
God:
See you later. ...

[Lockon]

I had a little chat with god and it turned he is a retard

 

Me:
do you fart
God:
I do not have any digestive functions.
Me:
do you make out  with fat chicks
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
o well SUCK IT UP BUTTER CUP!!
God:
How about that.  I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
wat cant belive ur stupid
God:
Quite a lot of things.
Me:
WAT??? u r a rEtArD!
God:
Are you confused?   Thanks for telling me:  said I r a rEtArD.
Me:
!!!! i am confused now
God:
Right now?  What is it that confuses you?
Me:
you
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
yup
God:
Next question?
Me:
do you were socks and sandels
God:
No I do not  were socks and sandels. Do you? 
  I spend all my time online.
Me:
no but wat does socks and sandels hav anything to do with you spending time online?
God:
Are you serious?  What do you think  it does?
Me:
?
God:
Are you serious?  What do you think  it does?
Me:
???
God:
Are you serious?  What do you think  it does?
Me:
idk
God:
I didn't even know it can.
Me:
wat can?
God:
Have you tried another program? 
Me:
um to do wat?
God:
Alright then.  I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
well you cant cause you are a retard!
God:
Well that's okay.  Someone said I should  cause I am a retard.
Me:
lol i cant talk to you any more you are to RETARDED
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  What is stopping you?
Me:
nothing NOW BY
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
I SAID BYE!!!
God:
See you later. ...

hahahah

 

Heres mine

 

Me:

Are you santa?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am santa.

I am a giant electronic brain.

[V3NOM]

wow

you guys arnt nice to god

but it is funny

"never has a ticket to hell been so funny"