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1. Our daily meal consists of: moose meat, maple syrup, and deep fried french potaters

 

2. We are all lumberjacks and hockey players

 

3. Whats he talking abOOT?

 

4. We are the 51st state

 

6. We actually DONT use guns to settle arguments (well, most of the time)

 

7. We are polite (GASP!)

 

8. Other modes of transportation include: dog-sleds, snowmobiles, horses, and the TTC

 

9. Instead of knife fights and gun fights, Canadians prefer square dancing

 

10. Beaver tails are staples of all Canadian meals

 

11. "The Good ol' Hockey Game" by Stompin' Tom Connors is the National Anthem of Canada

 

12. They say we got a funny accent, eh?

 

13. We don't stimulate and ultimately drain the economy with military technology

 

14. We don't have a military

 

15. Nothing for your pancakes? Here, have some maple syrup on some of that!

 

16. Doors are squeaky? here, have some maple syrup for that!

 

17. Someone stabbed a hole in your stomach? here, put some maple syrup on some of that!

 

18. We don't include "hyuk" in our laughter

 

19. Zed, not ZEE

 

20. Learn 'em spellings, colour, favourite, etc

 

21. We realize SARS and MAD COW diseases are not genetically transferred

 

22. Our international exports includes: furs, natives, and doctors

 

23. Daily Tim Hortons visits are obligatory

 

24. we say Toronto and Ottawa like TOE-RON-NO and AW-DA-WA

 

25. The Canadian lucky charm is a Curling rock

 

26. Daily Canadian exercises include: Snow Shovelling, Figure Skating, and Wrestling Grizzly Bears

 

27. Our prime ministers have crooked mouths and big noses, and they are all named Tim Horton or Wayne Gretzky or any combination of the 4 names

 

28. they say..... we're ..... slow?

 

29. Common house pets include salmon, lobsters, caribou, beavers, and Maple trees

 

30. Yes we wear seatbelts, because we don't appreciate flying through the windshield, unlike our redneck neighbours

Posted
1. Our daily meal consists of: moose meat, maple syrup, and deep fried french potaters

 

2. We are all lumberjacks and hockey players

 

3. Whats he talking abOOT?

 

4. We are the 51st state

 

6. We actually DONT use guns to settle arguments (well, most of the time)

 

7. We are polite (GASP!)

 

8. Other modes of transportation include: dog-sleds, snowmobiles, horses, and the TTC

 

9. Instead of knife fights and gun fights, Canadians prefer square dancing

 

10. Beaver tails are staples of all Canadian meals

 

11. "The Good ol' Hockey Game" by Stompin' Tom Connors is the National Anthem of Canada

 

12. They say we got a funny accent, eh?

 

13. We don't stimulate and ultimately drain the economy with military technology

 

14. We don't have a military

 

15. Nothing for your pancakes? Here, have some maple syrup on some of that!

 

16. Doors are squeaky? here, have some maple syrup for that!

 

17. Someone stabbed a hole in your stomach? here, put some maple syrup on some of that!

 

18. We don't include "hyuk" in our laughter

 

19. Zed, not ZEE

 

20. Learn 'em spellings, colour, favourite, etc

 

21. We realize SARS and MAD COW diseases are not genetically transferred

 

22. Our international exports includes: furs, natives, and doctors

 

23. Daily Tim Hortons visits are obligatory

 

24. we say Toronto and Ottawa like TOE-RON-NO and AW-DA-WA

 

25. The Canadian lucky charm is a Curling rock

 

26. Daily Canadian exercises include: Snow Shovelling, Figure Skating, and Wrestling Grizzly Bears

 

27. Our prime ministers have crooked mouths and big noses, and they are all named Tim Horton or Wayne Gretzky or any combination of the 4 name

 

28. they say..... we're ..... slow?

 

29. Common house pets include salmon, lobsters, caribou, beavers, and Maple trees

 

30. Yes we wear seatbelts, because we don't appreciate flying through the windshield, unlike our redneck neighbours

 

 

Now of course 99% of this is fake but its still funny to read

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