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Dan Major Grade 1

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Huge list of really funny names

 

Not made by me.

 

Funniest name: R. Slicker

 

Adam Baum

Adam Zapel

Al Bino

Al Dente

Al Fresco

Al K. Seltzer

Alf A. Romeo

Ali Katt

Amanda Lay (real person)

Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)

Amber Green

Andy Friese (as in antifreeze, a real race car driver)

Anita Bath, Anita Bohn, Anita Dick, Anita Friske, Anita Goodman, Anita Hoare, Anita Knapp

Anita Lay, Anita Little, Anita Mann, Anita Mandalay, Anita Plummer, Anita Shower

Anna Graham

Anna Prentice (an apprentice)

Anna Recksiek (anorexic)

Anna Sasin

Anne Teak

Annette Curtain

Annie Howe, Annie Matter

April May (a real person I knew in high school)

April Schauer (allegedly a real person)

Aretha Holly

Armand Hammer

Art Major, Art Painter, Art Sellers

B.A. Ware

Barb Dwyer

Barb E. Dahl

Barbara Seville

Barry Cade

Bea Minor and Dee Major

Beau Archer, Beau Tye

Ben Dover, Ben Down, Eileen Dover, Skip Dover

Ben Marcata (a musical term)

Bess Eaton (donut shop chain)

Biff Wellington

Bill Board

Bill Ding

Bill Foldes

Bill Loney

Billy Rubin

Bob Apple

Bob Katz, Tom Katz, Kitty Katz

Bonnie Ann Clyde

Brad Hammer (carpenter joke)

Brandon Cattell

Brandy D. Cantor

Brighton Early

Brock Lee

Brooke Trout

Bud Light

Bud Wieser (real college math teacher)

Buster Cherry, Buster Hyman

C. Good (alledgedly a real eye doctor)

C. Senor

Cam Payne

Candace Spencer (can dispenser)

Candy Barr, Candy Baskett, Candy Kane, Candy Sweet

Cara Sterio (alleged real person)

Carrie Dababi ("carry the baby" - Dababi is an Egyptian name)

Carrie Oakey

Casey Macy

Cheri Pitts, Harry Pitts

Chris Coe

Chris Cross

Chris P. Bacon

Chuck U. Farley

Chuck Waggon

Claire Annette

Constance Noring

Count Dunn, Count Orff

Coyne Flatt (real person)

Craven Moorehead

Crystal Ball

Crystal Claire Waters

Crystal Glass, Crystal Snow

D. Kay, DDS

D. Liver

Dan D. Lyons

Dan Druff

Dan Saul Knight

Darren Deeds

Daryl Rhea

Dick Bender (real sports person)

Dick Burns

Dick Bush (real person)

Dick Face

Dick Finder (real name of a urologist)

Dick Head, Dick Hertz

Dick Hyman (famous jazz musician)

Dick Hunter (my junior high principal - really!)

Dick Mussell

Dick Pole (real major league baseball player)

Dick Rasch (real person)

Dick Swett

Dick Tator

Dick Trickle (real person, a NASCAR driver)

Dilbert Pickles

Dinah Soares

Dixon, Cox, and Peters (law firm)

Don Key

Donald Duck

Donny Brook

Doris Schutt (Doris Open...)

Doug Graves

Doug Hole

Doug & Phil Updegrave (yes, this is a legitimate last name)

Doug Witherspoon

Douglas Furr

Dr. Croak

Dr. Harry C. Beaver (real OB/GYN, retired now)

Dr. Bender (Chiropracter)

Dr. Butcher

Dr. DeKay, DDS

Dr. & Dr. Doctor (real married doctors from Norwalk, CT)

Dr. E. Ville

Dr. Gass (allegedly a real anesthesiologist)

Dr. Gutstein

Dr. Hanus

Dr. Hurt (real pediatrician in Saginaw, MI)

Dr. Hymen

Dr. I. Ball (optometrist)

Dr. Kauff

Dr. Look (real opthalmologist in Hawaii)

Dr. Looney - a psychiatrist of course!

Dr. Payne (plastic surgeon in Sandusky, OH)

Dr. Pullham

Dr. Slaughter

Dr. Surgeon (another real doctor from Stamford, CT)

Drew Peacock

Duane Pipe

Dusty Rhodes

Dusty Sandmann (real person, submitted by his dad Roger Sandmann)

Edna May (or may not)

Earl E. Bird

Earl Lee Riser

Easton West (and of course Weston East)

Eaton Wright and Liv Good

Ella Vader

Emma Royds

Eric Shinn

Ernie Coli (E. Coli) owns a Mexican restaurant?

Estelle Hertz (it still hurts)

Evan Keel

Faith Christian

Fanny O'Rear

Father A. Long

Ferris Wheeler

Ford Parker

Forrest Green

Dr. Frank Bonebreak (real doctor)

Gae Hooker (allegedly real surgical prep nurse)

Gaye Barr

Gaye Jolly

Gail Storm (Wendy Storm, Dusty Storm and Rory Storm)

Gene Poole

Geoff L. Tavish (Gefilte fish)

Gil Fish

Ginger Rayl, Ginger Vitus

Gladys C. Hughes (glad to see you)

H. Wayne Carver, MD (Connecticut medical examiner who carves up dead people.)

Hamilton Burger (Ham Burger, character on the old Perry Mason TV series)

Harden Thicke

Harold Assman (and you thought that Seinfeld episode was just a joke)

Harry Armand Bach, Harry Balls, Harry Beard, Harry Beaver

Harry Caray (famous sports announcer)

Harry Chest, Harry Cox, Harry Johnson, Harry Legg, Harry Hooker, Harry P. Ness, Harry Peters, Harry Lipp

Harry Rump (a real plumber from Freemont, Maine!)

Harry R. M. Pitts

Hazle Nutt

Heidi Clare

Helen Back

Helen Waite (credit manager - if you want credit go to Helen Waite)

Herb Rice

Holly McRell

Holly Day, Holly Wood

Hugh Jass

Hugh Jorgan

Hugh Morris (a "humorous" name, thanks to Shaun Oriold)

Hy Ball

Hy Lowe, Bea Lowe

Hy Marx (scholar)

I.D. Clair

I. Lasch

I.M. Boring

I.P. Freely, I.P. Daly

Ileane Wright, Ilene South (West, East...)

Ima Hogg (a real person, daughter of a Texas governor)

Iona Ford

Iona Frisbee (alledgedly a real person)

Iona Stonehouse (also alledgedly a real person)

Ivan Oder

Ivana Mandic (a real basketball player)

Ivy Leage

Jack Goff (my uncle - no kidding!)

Jack Haas

Jack Hammer

Jack Knoff

Jack Tupp (the perfect name for a car mechanic)

Jay Walker

Jean Poole

Jed Dye (Jedi)

Jenny Tull

Jim Laucher (gym locker)

Jim Shorts, Jim Shu, Jim Sox

Jo King

Joe Kerr (joker)

Jordan Rivers

Joy Kil

Joy Rider

June Bugg

Justin Case, Justin Casey Howells, Justin Hale, Justin Inch, Justin Miles North (just ten miles north), Justin Time,

Kandi Apple

Keelan Early (dying young) - real person who submitted his own name

Kelly Green

Kenny Penny

Kenya Dewit

Kerry Oki

King Queene

Lake Speed (a real person, NASCAR race car driver)

Lance Boyle, Lance Butts

Laura Lynne Hardy

Laura Norder (law and order)

Leigh King (leaking)

Les Moore

Les Payne - should be an anesthesiologist

Les Plack, a real dentist - proof HERE

Levon Coates

Lewis N. Clark (real person, he told me he drives an Explorer)

Lina Ginster (allegedly real)

Lisa Carr

Lisa May Boyle, Lisa May Dye

Lois Price (bargain shopper) and her husband Hy Price

Lou Pole

Lou Zar (loser)

Luke Warm

Lynn C. Doyle

Lynn O. Liam

M. Balmer

Macon Paine (real name - Google it)

Mark Skid (Skid, Mark)

Manny Kinn

Marlon Fisher

Marsha Dimes (march of dimes)

Marsha Mellow

Marshall Law

Marty Graw

Mary Annette Woodin

Mary Christmas

Matt Tress

Maude L.T. Ford

Max Little

Max Power

May Day

May Furst

Mel Loewe

Melba Crisp (real person who emailed me)

Melody Music

Mia Hamm (a real person)

Mike Easter

Mike Hunt

Mike Raffone

Mike Rotch

Mike Stand (a real person)

Mike Sweeney (sounds as Mike's weenie), famous baseball player

Minny van Gogh

Mister Bates

Misty Waters (a real person)

Misty C. Shore (a real person), Rocky Shore, Sandy C. Shore (another real person)

Mo Lestor

Molly Kuehl

Mona Lott

Monica Monica (real person)

Morey Bund

Muddy Waters (famous blues singer, real name McKinley Morganfield)

Myles Long

Nancy Ann Cianci (real person, wife of Providence, RI mayor Buddy Cianci)

Nat Sass

Neil Down, Neil Crouch

Neil McNeil (submitted by his cousin)

Nick O. Time

Noah Riddle, Noah Lott

Norma Leigh Lucid

Olive Yew

Oliver Sutton (all of a sudden)

Ophelia Payne

Oren Jellow

Orson Carte

Otto Graf

Owen Moore

P. Ness, A. Ness

P. Brain

Paige Turner

Park A. Studebaker

Pat Downe (a real person)

Pat McCann

Pearl Button

Pearl E. Gates, Pearl E. White

Peg Legge

Penny Dollar (real person)

Penny Lane

Penny Nichols

Penny Wise

Pepe Roni

Pete Moss and his son Forest

Peter Johnson (a real announcer on public radio), Dick Johnson

Peter Peed

Peter Wacko, DDS (real dentist in Calgary AB, proof HERE)

Phil Bowles (must be a pot dealer)

Phil Graves (cemetery employee, works with his brother Doug Graves)

Phil Rupp

Pierce Cox (ouch!)

Pierce Deere

Pierce Hart

Polly Ester

Post, Mark

Price Wright (another real person)

Priti Manek ("pretty manic", real doctor in Houston, TX)

R. M. Pitt

R. Sitch

R. Slicker

Randy Guy

Randy Lover

Ray Gunn

Ray Zenz (raisins)

Raynor Schein

Reid Enright

Rex Easley (reportedly a real traffic safety teacher at Kamiakin High, Kennewick, WA)

Rhoda Booke, Rita Booke

Richard P. Cox (real person)

Richard Chopp (real Urologist in Austin, TX, does vasectomies)

Rick O'Shea

Rick Shaw

Rip Torn

Robin Andis Merryman

Robin Banks, Rob Banks, Robin Feathers, Robin Money, U. O. Money

Robert and Reginald Soles (allegedly real brothers: R. Soles)

Rock Pounder, Rock Bottoms

Rocky Beach, Sandy Beach

Rocky Mountain, Cliff Mountain

Rocky Rhoades

Rod N. Reel

Roman Holiday

Rose Bush, Rose Gardner

Royal Payne

Russell Leeves

Rusty Blades, Rusty Bridges, Rusty Carr, Rusty Dorr, Rusty Fender, Rusty Irons, Rusty Key, Rusty Nail, Rusty Pipes, Rusty Steele

Sal Minella, Sam Manilla, Sam & Ella's restaurant

Sally Forth

Sandy Banks, Sandy Beech, Sandy Brown, Sandy Spring

Seth Poole (poor guy has a lisp)

Seymour Butz

Seymour Wiener (should be a urologist)

Shanda Lear (daughter of Bill Lear, inventor of the Lear jet)

Sharon Fillerup

Sharon Needles, Sharon Weed, Sharon A. Burger

Sheila Blige

Skip Roper, Skip Stone

Sonny Day

Sno White (real person)

Stan Still - should own a 'stationery' store :->)

Stanley Cupp

Dr. Steven Sumey (Dr. sue me, real person in Fairmont, MN)

Sue Flay

Sue Yu, Sue Jeu

Summer Camp (allegedly a real person)

Summer Day

Summer Greene

Sy Burnette

Tad Moore

Tad Pohl

Tanya Hyde

Terry Achey (real name)

Terry Bull (allegedly real name, and his brother Eddie Bull)

Tess Steckle

Therese R. Green, Teresa Green

Thomas Richard Harry

Tim Burr

Tom A. Toe

Tom Katt

Tom Morrow

Tommy Gunn

Tommy Hawk

Trina Woods, Trina Forest (tree in the woods, tree in a forest)

Ty ****, Ty Knotts

Virginia Beach

Walter Melon

Wanda Rinn

Wanna Hickey

Warren Peace

Warren T.

Will Power

Will Race (real person who told me he races cars and on foot)

Will Wynn (Mayor of Austin, Texas)

Willie B. Hardigan

Willie Leak (or won't he)

Willie Stroker

Winsom Cash, Owen Cash

Woody Forrest

X. Benedict

Edited by xDansomee
Dan Major Grade 1

Dan

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I post only names that COULD be real.

 

I recently made an exception to my "must be real" rule.

 

 

 

??????

 

 

You were saying?

 

lol

 

Lol Shh...

 

But still they can be real :p

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