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You guys are idiots. I am now creating IP bots with my brain since I own the internet. You guys will be screwed, my DDoSer brain cells just got updated to version 2.3 via turtledoves.xxx. For the next 42 hours my brian controlled turtle dove bots will pwn your site and members. http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/brain-intro.gif Just wait, it's starting now. My DDoSer in my brain is set to "High Priority"! Your site with it's members are screwed!