Slidell

Welcome, the old bad side is. This site has been dead for almost 2 years.

 

I just leave it running due to the huge amount of H2/H3 information archived here.

 

RIP.

Posted this like a year ago you dickbag bot. Fuck yourself.

Oh god, this topic was started in 2011. It doesn't feel that long ago. How long have I been coming here? 08? I lost my original account after IBM moved domains, so, probably late 07/early 08. That's, almost five/almost six years. Huh, almost a third of my life.

 

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Basically, something in the 700 to 800 dollar range with a decent processor, and around a TB of memory. The only thing I need it to run is photoshop and baseline games, like Minecraft, or Deus Ex. Any suggestions?

The first is Los Santos, the other, is, well, some other place, I can't remember. QUALITY REPORTING OF FACTS. Just like the American news organisations amirite? Dohohohohoh im so funneh.

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(Alright, I took some advice and wrote this, since I sort of want to become a journalist. And I figure, why not start making OC for my favorite dead site IBM? So, depending on how this turns out, and how many ideas for "articles" I have, I'll do these semi often. Not as often as posting random youtube videos/newstories, but oftenish. They'll usually be gaming related, but every once in awhile I'll probably get up on soapbox and shake my fist in defiance at a thing. Clearly this will be the turning point, and it will bring us back to full force. Feel free to leave criticism.)


With E3 on the horizon, I feel it's a good idea to remember old E3's and all the joy and cringe they brought us, but mostly just the cringe. Most recent of which is Ubisofts glorious. Mr. Caffeine. I don't really hate Mr. Caffeine, sure, it was incredibly uncomfortable, but it wasn't really his fault.

However, it was Jamie Kennedy's fault. I'm not sure what was up with him, well, I know what was up with him. I'm not sure what he was on, but he was on something, and didn't seem to be fully aware of where he was, what he was doing, and that he was wearing pants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfzThMe7bBM

My personal favorite cringe fest was Konami at E3 2010. Not only was it riddled with Engrish, any and every joke fell flat on its face, then dissolved into some weird pile of uncomfortableness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh0uSMbXDOc

The unfortunate part is, I can't say I'd have done much better. Well, I'd have had better English.

Of course, there are always the bad games, and dumbshit gimmicks Publishers throw into their conferences, because they always go over so well. Like Ubisofts super revolutionary game, that no one's ever heard of, and totally isn't Laser Tag, BATTLE TAG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vizBWaNdSgQ

Seriously, did anyone hear anything about this after their press conference? Did it even come out? I have no idea.

Or that time there just happened to be an entire professional dance trope in the crowd, and they just happened to pick them out. What luck it was.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vbk-aYWHYU

And of course, the greatest moment in E3 history.

My Body is Ready

So, how mush cringe will we have at this years E3? Who knows, but, you can bet I'll plaster all the autotuned versions of them here.

Dayum Twam, you're twenty nine now? Congrats on being an adult. I knew you were older than me but I thought you were 23ish. Hang on, hang on, I have an idea.



I couldn't find a lighter, so you'll have to pretend blow it out, well, you'll have to pretend blow it out and pretend the candle's are on fire. Double pretend. Oh and hey, everything's pink like you, I assume you're pink in real life. Who knew making brownies today would pay off?

It's over, consoles are finished.

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