So there were these two boys wandering around the woods in there backyards looking for a place to find a fort. They were walking when they heard the sound of a gentle stream. They walked closer and saw a woman naked bathing in the stream. So all of a sudden one of the boys takes off and sprints away. The second boy decides to follow his friend. When he caught him he asked why he bolted and he said.
"My mommy always tells me if i spy or see a naked woman that i would turn to stone."
His friend replied "Thats stupid...she made all of that up"
The first boy said "I dunno I felt something get hard so I ran away"
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Started by Decatur, Aug 07 2008 04:03 PM
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Posted 07 August 2008 - 04:03 PM
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Posted 07 August 2008 - 04:08 PM
LMAO!!!! 
keep umm coming
keep umm coming
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Posted 07 August 2008 - 04:10 PM
dude that was funny keep posting them
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Posted 07 August 2008 - 04:27 PM
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Posted 07 August 2008 - 06:18 PM
That was REALLY funny. You should definatly post more of those
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Posted 07 August 2008 - 06:34 PM
wow thank you for all the positive feedback ill definately think/look for more, did any1 see my fighting irish one i posted a couple days ago?
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