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[Slidell]

Technically accurate yet highly misleading game summaries.

EG

Oblivion: The story of an escaped convict who makes off with the emperors prized amulet.
Assassins Creed: A bartender must get into a machine and pretend to kill historical figures for the good of humanity.
GTA4: You're a popular guy who has a colorful group of mufti racial friends and is frequently asked to go bowling and shit.

[Quinn]

Minecraft: You are a very blocky man in a very blocky world with 0 friends other than pigs and cows, and monsters are sent after you to enforce curfew, one of which will blow you and/or your house up if it can. You also can punch wood to make it separate from everything else. And most things magically float.

[matty0]

pokemon - you are a 10 year old boy, cruelly cast out into the world by a mother who makes you leave, and forced to make a living by participating in animal fights to survive.

[Slidell]

Mass Effect 2: You're an interstellar space therapist dealing mainly in father figure issues. You spend most of the game helping various people solve their personal problems and beating away females sexual advances on you.

[Random1225]

Bioshock - You are a plane crash survivor who goes around killing the inhabitants of an underwater city, injecting yourself with strange substances, and searching for young girls. Before you can get at them though you need to first kill their protective fathers.

Edited by Random1225, 06 July 2011 - 06:43 PM.

[Slidell]

Dragon Age 2: This game is a sequel to Dragon Age Origins

[Randomrocket]

Avatar: Pocahontas except blue

[Slidell]

InFamous: You play a bike courier who accidentally kills his girlfriends sister and you're trying to win her back.

[Randomrocket]

Command and Conquer: Earth becomes infected by an alien rock and some people think we should eradicate it while others like it.

[Slidell]

Read Dead Redemption: You play as a young man who inherits a rundown farm.