You got a secret?

[Quinn]

I wonder why Tea guy was ever banned in the first place, and then I wonder "Wasn't he a VIP at some point?".

The mods thought he was too immature

[Pargy]

I'm about 80% sure i have Asperger's Syndrome

[.Slack♠]

I have 1 very large one

PREPARE TO BE DISGUSTED

When I was about 7 my family went on a cruise to Mexico. While in Mexico I developed a very bad case of diarhea (sorry if i misspelled that) and accidentally let loose in a pool.the shit was following me so i decided to go underwater and swim away. I took a deep breath while going down and some shit went in my mouth. Immediately i threw up and didnt eat for the next 2 days.

oh and

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[Quinn]

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translation:

I Love Courtney Banker

[lostmodz26]

I have a form of irritable bowel syndrome.

[Pargy]

When i was little i had a tick on my balls for like a week without noticing it...now i have a little scar on my balls.

[Quinn]

When i was little i had a tick on my balls for like a week without noticing it...now i have a little scar on my balls.

You saw it and thought that you had grown a second dick that was bigger than the first xD

(Jokes)

[T3A guy]

I have 1 very large one

PREPARE TO BE DISGUSTED

When I was about 7 my family went on a cruise to Mexico. While in Mexico I developed a very bad case of diarhea (sorry if i misspelled that) and accidentally let loose in a pool.the shit was following me so i decided to go underwater and swim away. I took a deep breath while going down and some shit went in my mouth. Immediately i threw up and didnt eat for the next 2 days.

oh and

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ROFL!!! Best one here!

[gruntmods]

When i was little i had a tick on my balls for like a week without noticing it...now i have a little scar on my balls.

one time a mosquito bit my dick, the mark was there for 2 months.

[cesar13]

The first time I was going to loose my virginity, it was with my sister's friend (sleepover). HOWEVER, my mother caught us and we didn't make it too far haha

 

This was when I was in 6th grade

[StevenSVE♥]

My name is really not Steven o.O

[wil]

(This was so not funny at the time LOL)

Last year I went knocka door running with some guys in a older year at school, I knocked on the door and ran. 5 second later whilst running up some randoms driveway I saw a man that was about 6'5 jump out of a bush, he then rugby tackled me and dragged me into his house and interrogated me (LOL) He then proceeded to phone the police, little did I know that the older people have put a firecracker through his door and killed his dog (EVENBIGGERLOLCOOLBITCOMINGUP) While he was ringing the police I caught him of his guard (With my 1337 hacking skills ofc) I elbowed him in the nuts and kicked the door down, and then ran home and cried for two hours until my parents where home.

[Dan]

I'm about 80% sure i have Asperger's Syndrome

 

I'm about 100% sure I have Asperger's Syndrome...

 

I've been diagnosed lol.

[Lockon]

My head is removeable

[.Slack♠]

i have man boobs.