64 replies to this topic

[ICookModz]

i have a nuke in my house

[crazyeightz]

i am asthmatic and allergic to almonds. haha we went on a class canoe trip a couple weeks ago and my friend brought protien bars. so the first morning i get up and grab one and take a bite and read the label. the last thing on the list of ingrediants was almond butter. it totally freaked me out, i slammed back two reactine but still broke out. a very not fun day. but at least i can laugh about it hahaha

haha and a little off topic but dam i feel kinda old on this website. approaching two years in october.

Edited by crazyeightz, 18 September 2009 - 09:21 AM.

[T3A guy]

I am a double virgin.

Edited by T3A guy, 18 September 2009 - 05:23 PM.

[TheMasterSnail]

i used to collect light bulbs

Edited by TheMasterSnail♥, 19 September 2009 - 02:31 PM.

[Quinn]

Edit: came out wrong
I get really, really edgey around people that I don't know in public places

Edited by Quinn, 19 September 2009 - 04:09 PM.

[gruntmods]

I made it to third base

[lostmodz26]

This morning I couldn't move my head because I was so dizzy.

[BTKC124]

I am a double virgin.

i r happy tea guy r un banned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[miinaturvat]

I wonder why Tea guy was ever banned in the first place, and then I wonder "Wasn't he a VIP at some point?".

[T3A guy]

Well bye guys see ya in another 4 months!

[Quinn]

I wonder why Tea guy was ever banned in the first place, and then I wonder "Wasn't he a VIP at some point?".

The mods thought he was too immature

[Pargy]

I'm about 80% sure i have Asperger's Syndrome

[.Slack♠]

I have 1 very large one
PREPARE TO BE DISGUSTED
When I was about 7 my family went on a cruise to Mexico. While in Mexico I developed a very bad case of diarhea (sorry if i misspelled that) and accidentally let loose in a pool.the shit was following me so i decided to go underwater and swim away. I took a deep breath while going down and some shit went in my mouth. Immediately i threw up and didnt eat for the next 2 days.
oh and
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[Quinn]

01001001 00100000 01001100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01000011 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110100 01101110 01100101 01111001 00100000 01000010 01100001 01101110 01101011 01100101 01110010

translation:
I Love Courtney Banker

[lostmodz26]

I have a form of irritable bowel syndrome.

[Pargy]

When i was little i had a tick on my balls for like a week without noticing it...now i have a little scar on my balls.

[Quinn]

When i was little i had a tick on my balls for like a week without noticing it...now i have a little scar on my balls.

You saw it and thought that you had grown a second dick that was bigger than the first xD
(Jokes)

[T3A guy]

I have 1 very large one
PREPARE TO BE DISGUSTED
When I was about 7 my family went on a cruise to Mexico. While in Mexico I developed a very bad case of diarhea (sorry if i misspelled that) and accidentally let loose in a pool.the shit was following me so i decided to go underwater and swim away. I took a deep breath while going down and some shit went in my mouth. Immediately i threw up and didnt eat for the next 2 days.
oh and
01001001 00100000 01001100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01000011 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110100 01101110 01100101 01111001 00100000 01000010 01100001 01101110 01101011 01100101 01110010

ROFL!!! Best one here!

[gruntmods]

When i was little i had a tick on my balls for like a week without noticing it...now i have a little scar on my balls.

one time a mosquito bit my dick, the mark was there for 2 months.

[cesar13]

The first time I was going to loose my virginity, it was with my sister's friend (sleepover). HOWEVER, my mother caught us and we didn't make it too far haha

This was when I was in 6th grade