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    #1 Rogue Modder

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    Posted 09 July 2009 - 04:04 PM

    I r haz slips permisionz:

    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:58:12): ibotmodz?
    Dark SIipstream (22:58:21): sure

    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:50:00): i went to dinner with my gf right
    Dark SIipstream (22:50:03): ok
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:50:10): i said she looked nice
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:50:12): she said
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:50:24): NICE, only NICE. I spent ages getting ready and im just looking "nice". What is it, my boobs are to small? Im to short? My hair isn't long enough? You can't talk, if you eat all the shit you do, before long you'll be all fat and ugly and i'll have to get a new boyfriend and your be lonly.
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:50:49): i was like wtf
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:50:59): then she stormed back to our room
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:51:08): i went of to the beach for a walk
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:51:11): when i get back
    Dark SIipstream (22:51:15): lol
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:51:39): all my stuff from our room was in a pile on the floor in the living room
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:51:51): i was like >_>
    Dark SIipstream (22:52:13): lol
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:52:23): so i watch some TV
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:52:28): like an hour later
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:52:36): she comes out of the room behind me
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:52:52): in the most amazinf underware i have ever seen
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:52:57): and wispers to me
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:53:22): "im sorry, want to hear the truth? come with me to bed"
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:53:26): so i go with her
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:53:39): i find out her grandfather has cancer
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:53:56): and then she just does "the thing" to me
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:54:01): and im just like 
    Dark SIipstream (22:54:11): lol
    Dark SIipstream (22:54:22): i should get around to deleteing our chat logs soon
    Dark SIipstream (22:54:23): lol
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:54:24): i was like "score"
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:54:27): haha
    Dark SIipstream (22:54:31): this is like
    Dark SIipstream (22:54:34): text kiddie-porn
    xL NoMiCaL Lx (22:54:41): lmao


    #2 TheMasterSnail

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    Posted 09 July 2009 - 04:11 PM

    so so weird.. lol

    #3 Korupt Data

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    Posted 09 July 2009 - 04:37 PM

    "NICE"

    #4 Rogue Modder

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    Posted 09 July 2009 - 04:38 PM

    this is posted for slips responce, i posted the hole thing so you can infact get a feel for it.

    #5 Dark Slipstream

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    Posted 09 July 2009 - 04:45 PM

    lol, it was funny when I thought about it :p

    #6 xXxStevenxXx

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    Posted 09 July 2009 - 05:12 PM

    About time aint it XP lol jk

    #7 Slidell

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    Posted 09 July 2009 - 07:31 PM

    It would have been cooler if her grandfather had been hit in the head with a tire,or hit in the head with a tire iron.

    #8 Rogue Modder

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    Posted 10 July 2009 - 03:06 AM

    Shut up.

    #9 PREPPY DIABLO

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    Posted 10 July 2009 - 03:24 PM

    one word: WOW

    #10 Decatur

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    Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:43 PM

    Welp. that's the biggest ******** I've read all day.

    #11 Rogue Modder

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    Posted 11 July 2009 - 04:53 PM

    lol.

    #12 iBotPeaches

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    Posted 11 July 2009 - 05:08 PM

    I hope someone has an ounce of respect for themselves. You don't have to dump your real life stories true or fake to us.

    If anything this is off topic. Otherwise, funny story.

    #13 Rogue Modder

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    Posted 11 July 2009 - 05:18 PM

    delete this. Seamed more funny at the time.