FEUDALISM: You have two cows. The lord of the manor takes 90% of their milk.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and then sells you the milk.
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you to take care of them, and you share the milk.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take of them, but the government takes all the milk.
TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and then denies they ever existed.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
MILITARISM: You have two cows. The government takes and drafts you.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Soon you have a hundred cows and a local monopoly that lets you charge whatever you like for the milk.
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Started by Dataanti, Jun 16 2009 08:32 AM
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 09:40 AM
I'll take the last one please.
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 09:59 AM
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 10:42 AM
#3, but I was staring at the last for awhile.. -.-
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 10:52 AM
:S, the last one is supposed to tempt you into wanting it............................................................................
it worked. I pick the last one!
it worked. I pick the last one!
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Posted 17 June 2009 - 04:37 PM
last please
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Posted 17 June 2009 - 04:43 PM
Actually, if I was the leader I would take 7.
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Posted 17 June 2009 - 04:50 PM
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Socialism is not a bad thing, its about being nice to people and not just ripping them the **** off and taking all their money...
Capitalism is about greed.
...but there are good and bad sides to both
Socialism is not a bad thing, its about being nice to people and not just ripping them the **** off and taking all their money...
Capitalism is about greed.
...but there are good and bad sides to both
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Posted 17 June 2009 - 05:29 PM
Communism guys, Communism.
it's not bad on paper.
it's not bad on paper.
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Posted 17 June 2009 - 06:00 PM
lol you forgot something on #3
you have two cows. govt takes 60% of whatever milk you make and then you get to share whats left with all the other people around you who don't have any cows
you have two cows. govt takes 60% of whatever milk you make and then you get to share whats left with all the other people around you who don't have any cows
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Posted 17 June 2009 - 07:28 PM
I'ma communist
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