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[T3A guy]

You americans and your laws...

In England a bed may not be hung out of a window.

[.MeLo♥]

In England a bed may not be hung out of a window.

What?
hahahahaha

[iBotPeaches]

As much as off-topic this is. I love them.

In Kansas your not allowed to shoot a bunny from a motor boat. Only a non-motorized boat.

[.MeLo♥]

As much as off-topic this is. I love them.

In Kansas your not allowed to shoot a bunny from a motor boat. Only a non-motorized boat.

Hahahaha

In kentucky its illegal to have an icecream in your back pocket

[Korupt Data]

I find it strange that its illegal to rip the tag off a mattress.

[Tommy2st]

in tennesse..

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

[Dark Slipstream]

In Canada it's illegal to watch hockey in any area where the temperature is higher than zero degrees.

[Korupt Data]

Crazy Laws in Michigan

It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.
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No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
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Cars may not be sold on Sunday.
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A woman isnâ??t allowed to cut her own hair without her husbandâ??s permission.
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There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state.
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It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
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You may not swear in front of women and children
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Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
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Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the coupleâ??s own property.
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Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
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It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.
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No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
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[SmokiestGrunl]

Ok, locked? This has gone off-topic...

[Dark Slipstream]

lol, cmon it's funny.
Peaches already said it's good,
I can't stop laughing.. lol

Let people get some free posts, we always seem to lock threads once they start lol.

[Curtis]

Good update, should help out.

Just keep the topic open, then maybe members might want to post.

[Korupt Data]

Ok, locked? This has gone off-topic...

Just move it to off-topic if its an issue.

or create a new post in off-topic O.o

[Lockon]

Ok,I made a topic on the law's so this stays on topic.
Edit: Here is the link http://www.ibotmodz....1544#entry69813

Edited by Athrun Zala 02♥, 23 February 2009 - 03:18 PM.

[gruntmods]

It is illegal to commit suicide.

[.MeLo♥]

Yea id say just lock it so people can still read it

[Slidell]

[TRADE] is anything but cash.

Dude,that will be sick we'll be trading chickens and s***.

This sounds cool hope the marketplace does well.

[Decatur]

Massachusetts Crazy Law
# Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.

# Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

# Affiliation with the Communist party is illegal.

# No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

# Bullets may not be used as currency.

# Alcoholic drink specials are illegal.

# Massachusetts liquor stores can only open on Sundays if they are in Berkshire, Essex, Franklin, Middlesex or Worcester counties and are within 10 miles of the Vermont or New Hampshire borders.

# It's illegal to drive Texan, Mexican, Cherokee, or Indian cattle on a public road. (MGL Chapter 129 Section 35)

# Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.

# Hunting on Sundays is prohibited.

# It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.

# At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

# Public boxing matches are outlawed.

# It is unlawful to injure a football goal post, doing so is punishable by a $200 fine.

# It's illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits. (MGL Chapter 272 section 86)

# It's illegal to sell fewer than 24 ducklings at a time before May 1, or to sell rabbits, chicks, or ducklings that have been painted a different color. (MGL Chapter 272 Section 80D)

# It's illegal to allow someone to use stilts while working on the construction of a building. (MGL Chapter 149 Section 129B)

# Defacing a milk carton is punishable by a $10 fine.

# It is illegal to frighten a pigeon.

# An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.

# All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. (Repealed)

# Tattooing and body piercing is illegal. (Repealed October 2000)

# Quakers and witches are banned.

# Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

# It is illegal to reproach Jesus Christ or the holy ghost. (MGL Chapter 272 section 36)

Boston
# No one may take a bath without a prescription.

# It is illegal for any citizen to own more than three dogs.

# An old law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday.

# Duels to the death permitted on the common on Sundays provided that the Governor is present.

# Women may not wear heels over 3 inches in length while on the common.

# Anyone may let their sheep and cows graze in the public gardens/commons at any time except Sundays.

# No more than two baths may be taken within the confines of the city.

# No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears.

# It is illegal to play the fiddle.

# Two people may not kiss in front of a church.

# It is illegal to eat peanuts in church.

Burlington
# You may not walk around with a "drink".

Cambridge
# It is illegal to shake carpets in the street, or to throw orange peels on the sidewalk (section 12.16.100).

# It costs $50 extra for a permit for hurling, soccer or Gaelic football games in a public park on a Sunday. (section 12.20.030)

Hingham
# You may not have colored lights on your house if it can be seen from Main Street. Only white lights may be visible.

# If you live on Main Street and want to paint your house, the colors must be approved by the historical society.

Hopkinton
# Though horses and cows are allowed on the common, dogs are prohibited.

Longmeadow
# It is illegal for two men to carry a bathtub across the town green.

Marlboro
# One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city.

# Silly string is illegal in the city limits.

# It is illegal for any citizen to own more than two dogs.

# It is illegal to buy, sell or possess a squirt gun.

Milford
# Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden.

Newton
# All families must be given a hog from the town's mayor.

North Andover
# An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns.

Woburn
# In bars, it is actually illegal to "walk around" with a beer in your hand. (Repealed)

Edited by Fatal Error, 24 February 2009 - 01:54 PM.

[.MeLo♥]

Theres a topic for this now FE

lets just close this..

[SmokiestGrunl]

Theres a topic for this now FE

lets just close this..

Tried to lock it last time but Dark was like "Blah, no".